Okay... Why not make a Soviet Russia joke? Ya know,the creator of that was a friend from Yo Mama? Idk if they are friends tho but meh.
Okay,lets go!
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In America,
Kate the Chaser chases victim
In Soviet Russia,
Victim chases Kate the Chaser
Kate: HELP!
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In America,
E.J eats kidney
In Soviet Russia,
Kidney eats E.J
O.O wait... whaa?
E.J: I'm not gonna eat kidneys ever again! *survived*
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In America,
Jeff makes you GO TO SLEEP
In Soviet Russia,
You make Jeff GO TO SLEEP
Jeff: *snoring* Zzzzzz
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In America,
Slenderman is taller than you
In Soviet Russia,
You are taller than Slenderman
Slenderman: T^T What? Why?
You: Finally,I am TALL!
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In America,
BEN plays video games
In Soviet Russia,
Video games play BEN
BEN: *is controlled in the game* Really? -_-
Video Game: YUP! :D
BEN: I WANNA PLAY YOU! NOT YOU WILL PLAY ME! ∏∧∏
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BONUS! BONUS! YES IT IS! BONUS!
In the Philippines... "Baka" means cow
In Japan..... "Baka" Means idiot
Me: *mind blown* ⊙3⊙ What?.
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XD Yup,it is true.. We call cows "baka/s" Heh,that is our language..
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Also,I have.. Again,4 requests that are to be updated.
I know I know,they should be all done by now for its like months/weeks already but I am busy in real life. So please,have patience,okay?
bye
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Creepypasta Crack
FanfictionThis book is filled with funny scenarios with the creepypastas! So there will be alot of fun here! Read this book and enjoy the fun! -catherineannewaffles
