Hate The Straight

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I should beat the shit out of a straight couple, 

And laugh when I snap one of their wrists. 

How hilarious it would be to see their tears, 

Their disgusting acts only deserve fists. 

They won't dare to hold hands, 

When I send them a look of hate. 

And the music they listen to sucks, 

So why not say "It's so straight" 

When they can't do pushups, I should laugh, 

And exclude them from all the sports games. 

I should point their way and whisper softly, 

And make other students call them names. 

I should push them towards suicide, 

One disgusting straight person less. 

Those straight diseases are the worst, 

Look at their sickening public caress. 

Maybe I should follow them for a while, 

They don't deserve to walk around carefree. 

Oh my god, they want to adopt kids now, 

To such a wrong thing, I will never agree. 

God says they will burn in hell for sure, 

So lets make signs and protest a little. 

We are the majority so we're always right, 

Straight people are so much fun to belittle. 

I should crush their self-confidence, 

And spit on their love and hope. 

And it would be so funny to joke, 

About jail and dropping soap. 

Let's stereotype those straight people, 

They are all wimpy and weak anyway. 

And when they wear pink, yell "Straight!", 

Let's stand up and push them all away. 

Wait, maybe it's fun to make them blush, 

While we push our lower body against their back. 

Oh, I know it's wrong but it's so hilarious, 

And it's awesome to point out the manliness they lack. 

They have no muscles so they are weak, 

Jesus, now their nails are painted. 

I should stay away from those freaks, 

Or else I too will be tainted. 

Just imagine them spreading the sickness, 

They will make everyone just as straight. 

We should all be careful to stay away, 

And kill them all before it's too late. 

Now, did that make any sense? 

You're right, it doesn't, okay. 

Being straight is no sin, of course, 

Then why is being gay? 

Straight people are never bullied for being straight, 

Even though they do the same thing in their bedroom. 

To be blunt, what does it matter where you stick it? 

Gay or straight, we all come from the same womb. 

We aren't different. 

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