Anime Fanfiction Clichés

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*rises from the dead*

hola babas

so I was working on this killer chapter but wattpad fucking deleted it thanks a lot

Wait who am i kidding thats no excuse for how lazy ive been sorry

- So we've already talked about how awful (y/n) is, and I much prefer ___.

But then we get shit like this:
"_, I have something to tell you..." __________________ turned her head. "What is it, Kaito?" ____ replied. "________ I love you!" He declared.

Jesus just decide on one fucking length

- Introducing every character with only "a man with blond hair and green eyes"

thanks for this amazing description i can picture what he looks like so vividly!

- Lack of girlxgirl or boyxboy reader inserts for gaybies like me (I mean who doesn't want a smut fic with Mikasa Ackerman hot damn)

- Sakura interacts with her crush

"I then blushed but I didn't know why."

HMMM WHAT A MYSTERY GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

- Can we just stop with the 'facepalms' every five seconds please am I the only one who finds this irritating

- When someone insists on putting an authors note at the end of every chapter and then puts

"So i dont have anything to write here but--"

THEN DONT WRITE AN AUTHORS NOTE YOU FUCKING NUGGET

- "It's ok, I never cry" Sakura claimed.

*cries every five seconds throughout the fic*

- When it's actually a crack fic but the author never once states its a crack fic and you sit there reading the whole thing wondering whether the fic is a pisstake or the author is just a nine year old weeaboo.

- So let's talk about over describing eyes again.

Hands up if you've ever seen "their eyes glimmered like *jewel relevant to their eye colour*"

And I expect to see all of your hands up because it's in fucking every fic.

- When you ship a really rare ship and there's only really a
shit fanfictions but you have to deal with it because it's all there is

Oh my God all you people who ship shit like Ereri will never know the pain

- I found this Eren Jaeger fic where him and reader were doing the nasty and hE FUCKING TURNED INTO A TITAN IN HIS CLIMAX WTFFF I HATE ANIME

- "Hi random girl who just transferred to our school! Do you want become the 10th member of Muse?" Honoka screamed while eating bread and tripping over.

You're never going to be a school idol. Get over it.

- "Kyaaaaaah!" Sakura screamed, dropping her books everywhere as she bumped into a stranger. "Gomenasai, are you ok?" Said the stranger. Sakura looked up with her oversized anime eyes and saw the stranger was super hot!!!!!

Just leave if you write fics like that

- Can someone find me a fic where it DOESN'T have the line 'Do I really like (anime character)?'

Like shut the fuck up, you clearly do.

- Words like 'peng' and 'hottie' used in fanfictions.

I DID NOT SEARCH THROUGH FANFICTIONS FOR AN HOUR TO READ A SHITTY BIT OF LITERATURE THE EQUIVALENT OF A TWEENAGE GIRL'S TEXT MESSAGES

- As it's the festive season, I would like to make a formal complaint about this thing that happens in A LOT of fanfictions.

Sakura/Reader giving themself as a present to desired anime bwoi/grill.

You're not a bloody prostitute my God

Or maybe this is just personal opinion hm

- So I was reading a fic (which is really no massive surprise for a fucking loser like me) and the author described the outfit as pink.
And the comment section was a fucking shitstorm, mainly consisting of:

annoyingtweenweeb5:
OMG EW NO THANKS *throws flamethrower* MUAHAHAHAHA NO MORE PINK!!!!!!!!!1

Hipstershit666:

Ugh no thanks. I am a tomboy and detest pink, so it is my job to leave a comment that no one asked for expressing my disgust towards a colour.

Jesus, just imagine a different outfit. The author must feel pretty crap now, thinking no one likes their book, when in reality, it's because a load of shits couldn't handle a colour.

UGGH.

Daisy out.

Have a lovely festive period guys, and as always, thanks for reading. It really means a lot to see all the votes and comments, and I'm sorry this is so overdue.