One Direction Preferences

#61 Your old fan account: Louis

You were eating breakfast at your kitchen bar when Louis wandered in yawning carrying his laptop. "Y/n, do you know anything about wattpad?" You immediately choked on your coffee remembering all of those fan fictions you used to write and post while you were a teen. "My fans keep--Are you alright?!" He asked, half laughing half concerned. "Yea I'm good." You managed to cough out. "Ok now what were you saying?" You asked as calmly as possible. "Oh right, um..Wattpad, my fans keep mentioning it to me since I've expressed my interest in online books." You couldn't believe what he was saying. You'd nearly forgotten all about your wattpad account and honestly you kind of wanted it that way but being a past directioner yourself you knew your past account was only weeks if not days from being recovered and exposed to him by the fandom. Although you hadn't used it in years you knew that you never did delete it officially. "Yea, I know what it is." You finally replied taking another drink of your coffee. "You do? Do you have an account?" He asked, his tone innocent. Your insides seemed to be lit on fire as you were remembering it. "Yea, I mean, I used to, I haven't used it in years." You made sure to make that clear before he found out about it. "Really. huh. What was your username?" Louis asked, instantly curious. Ok, now you were really freaking out. "Uh, definitely not telling you that." You answered, terrified he'd ever see such a thing. "C'mon tell me!!" He taunted. You shook your head and casually returned to your breakfast. "Fine. Just remember, I have a fanbase..they'll find you. They can find annnyything. They always do." He said in a lingering voice. He was trying to break you down and it was working. The terror of him finding your old smutty fan fiction about him and the other boys had officially set in. A few weeks later you were busy finishing a college paper at your computer desk when you heard Louis call your name from the kitchen down the hall. "y/n! They found it!" He immediately burst out maniacally laughing after his words. "Found what?" You asked, not remembering the conversation you'd had a few weeks back. You went to see what he was talking about. It was then that you found him with his old reading glasses on and his nose almost glued to his laptop screen looking at something with a mischievous smile. When you leaned over to look as well you saw your old wattpad username and all of your literary works underneath it. "Oh...Shit..." You whispered the second you processed that Louis was actually looking at one of your most read Louis fanfics ever. "I really was your favorite wasn't I?" He asked looking up at you with a smile. "Louis if you have any regard for my dignity you'll get off of there right now!!" You pleaded. "Dignity..what dignity?" He laughed. "And me? Have regard? pshh..you know me. I have no such thing for others." He continued laughing at his rude sense of humor. "Babe pleeaassee stop looking!!" You begged as you reached for his laptop attempting to take it. Playfully he smacked your hand away and ran for the door, laughing. "NOT A CHANCE." He laughed standing in the doorway returning his eyes to the screen. Giving up all hope on prying him away from it you fell to the floor whining in protest.