TC ✿ Frogs

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To: Bastard Number One

Hey, I had a dream about us.


To: Bastard Number One

We were frogs like in The Princess and the Frog movie, right? You heard of that, I think you have.


To: Bastard Number One

Well, what happened is that you had to kiss me and I said "hell nooo" cause I don't want any of those frog lips onto my own bc that's gross


To: Bastard Number One

So you asked for a frog blowjob and I said "heck noooooo"


To: Bastard Number One

8=========D is yours THIS big?


To: Bastard Number One

I think it is, even though I haven't seen it. I SENSE the tingly dick.


To: Bastard Number One

Why are you ignoring me? Is this how you're going to treat your future wife :'( and yes we're going to get married Hikaru, weather you like it or not


To: Bastard Number One

Whether* I think that's how you spell it


To: Bastard Number One

After getting that dream, I was really horny


To: Bastard Number One

Like do frogs even give blowjobs??? That's something I gotta look up later


To: Bastard Number One

If frogs don't get/give blowjobs then sux for them...


From: Bastard Number One

Get off of Rosaline's phone, Spencer :)

read 12:42pm


To: Bastard Number One

Who is this Spencer you speak of?


From: Bastard Number One

The jackass that stole Rosaline's phone. She didn't really have a dream about us as frogs, did she?

read 12:53pm


To: Bastard Number One

You never know ;-)))) maybe she did. Can you imagine? You two getting married and roleplay one night with you two dressed up as frogs, oh doesn't the thought turn you on???


From: Bastard Number One

No. I'm getting really disturbed.

read 1:03pm


To: Bastard Number One

Rosie is in the bathroom taking a shower, and she left her phone unlocked like a little child she is, so I decided to have some fun. Nothing wrong with that.


From: Bastard Number One

You shouldn't go through your sister's messages, though.

read 1:07pm


To: Bastard Number One

I wasn't 'going through' her messages ... I was simply texting one person and that special guy happened to be you. By the way, I really gotta look that shit up later


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