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(adj) dearly loved : dear to the heart
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〖 Incoming Call 〗
<Tomato>
Onyx
It's Tomato.
Thomas
Hey, Ola.
Onyx
Why still Ola? I gave you my name already.
Thomas
Cause you are still calling me your special nickname?
Onyx
Fine then, a guy who's named after a fruit.
Thomas
But if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
Onyx
Your pickup lines aren't a least bit improving by the way.
Unknown
At least, try praising this loser for once. He won't stop reading those pickup lines from howtoaskagirloutwithasinglepickupline.com.
Thomas
What the-
Onyx
The second version of Tomato has joined the fun.
Unknown
What? Wait, why am I the second?
Thomas
Give me back my phone, Alf.
Onyx
You are probably his beloved partner in crime and I don't know you so you can be his second version loser, little Elf.
Alfred
Dude. How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that name?
Thomas
Your name is Alfie so I call you, Alf. Now give me back my phone.
Onyx
Seems like you are busy on the other side, Tomato.
Thomas
It's ok but I'll just call you back again later, babe. K?
Onyx
Anytime, Tomato.
Thomas
Bye, Ola.
Alfred
It was nice talking to you, Ola.
Thomas
Not again, Alf.
Onyx
You too, Elfie Cowy.
Call Ended...
Onyx
Wait. Did he just call me babe?
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Thomas
You just had to ruin the mood, huh?
Alfred
Man. She's the perfect match for you.
Thomas
I told you so.
Alfred
She gave me a nickname too. Ola is pretty cute.
Thomas
...
Alfred
Hey man! Put that China vase down! That's my mom's favorite!
Thomas
No one can call her Ola except me! And will you wipe that dreamy expression from your face? It's creepy.
Alfred
Jealous bastard.
Thomas
I heard that.
Alfred
You were supposed to.
Thomas
...
Alfred
Put it down already! Dad gave it to Mom for their 5th year anniversary, you bastard!
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Alfie has joined the call xxx
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