*Army chasing Air Force*
Army: Give me my cap back!
Air Force: Ha! You're too slow!
Marine: *snatches hat from Air Force and gives it to Army* You two need to calm down.
Army: He started it. *puts hat back on his head*
Seal: You need to lighten up, Marine.
Marine: *glares*
Army: Hey, where's Green?
Green Beret: I'm here. Hi Sal.
Seal: It's Seal! Sea Air and Land!
Green Beret: Where does the E come from?
Air Force: He does have a point.
Seal: IT'S SEAL. THE NAVY SEALS.
Green Beret: You're just upset because I'm better than you.
Seal: In your dreams!
CIA: This is why we don't have parties.
Air Force: You're such a party-pooper.
CIA: Can we finish this up? I've got stuff to do.
Paratrooper: You just want to go galavanting across the world.
CIA: It's a lot more interesting than here where were all arguing with each other.
*seal and green beret still arguing*
*both start fighting*
CIA: And this is why we don't have family reunions often.
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Meet the Defense
RandomMeet the US Armed Forces and others! You can ask them questions, dare them and all that jazz. Also slight plot at some point. All characters are my own (except for that one brief ask concerning aph characters) and bel...
