The 7 Idiots Who Ruined My Life

Just Another Day

I woke up with a start after hearing screaming. All I could think of was

What have they done this time...

I got out of bed, still drowsy and made my way downstairs to see what the racket was about. I entered the living room and saw Taehyung and Jimin screaming at the tv. Playing video games...

"Annyeongh-ANIYAAAA!!!" Jimin exclaimed.

"ANNYEONG Y/N" Taehyung said, after he won.

"Annyeong..." I said with a yawn.

I soon left to go to the kitchen, where I heard even more screaming. The moment I stepped in, I regretted it. I went into the kitchen and saw!

"J-hope??!!"

There he was, crying over some burnt cheese looking thing...

"Y-Y/N?"

"Well there goes your manliness" says Namjoon.

"And swaeg"

You didn't need to turn around to know who that was...

"He never had any to begin with" Jimin comments.

"YAH HYUNG IDA!" J-hope cries.

"Jimin..." Namjoon says.

"Ne hyung?"

"Oh no!"

"You got no jams" Namjoon says.

"BWAHAHAHAH" laughs Taehyung.

"Tru tru" agrees Yoongi.

"I have all the jams..." Jimin says in a quiet voice.

"No you don't" Jungkook adds in.

"Ah waeeeeeeeee" whines Jimin.

"JIMIN HAS JAMS" says J-hope.

"Aigo" I say.

"Y/N I HAVE JAMS RIGHT?" Jimin wails.

"Uh..."

*jimin does killer aegyo*

"Maybe..." I say.

Suddenly Jimin hugs me...really tight.

"YAY!!! THANKS Y/N! IN YOUR FACE YOU GUYS"

"You're welcome...now do you mind letting go of me?" I say.

"Ah mianhaeyoo!" replies Jimin before releasing me.

I go back upstairs and brush my teeth and wash my face. Then I grab my comb and brush my hair quickly before heading downstairs again. I see they've settled down around the work table... except for J-hope. I go back to the dining room and see
J-hope still crying over his burnt cheese, trying to eat it. Beside him is Jin eomma, comforting him.

For fucks sake...

I go to the fridge and get some more cheese. I heat it perfectly. Not burnt yet not raw. I put it in a sandwich and then put it in a plate.

Aish this child

I take his burnt cheese away and replace it with the plate. He made the saddest puppy dog eyes when I took the burnt cheese away.

Oh geez he's emotionally attached... TO CHEESE! He probably named it as well.

"Kamsahamnida Y/N but..."

"What?" I said.

He better not.

"Can..."

No

"I..."

DON'T DO IT

"Have..."

FFS NO

"Teojyeosseo Cheeji back?"*

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

*facewall*

"Omo are you okay?" asks Jin.

"Jebalyo?" whines J-horse.

I place the plate back down and go back to the fridge. I remove the bread and butter and toast the bread. I decide to make a cup of tae as well. Get the kettle on and prepare the tea bag with two sugas. I smile to myself.

"JIMINIEEEE" exclaims J-hope.

Jimin makes a bee line towards me.

"Do you wanna play video games with me and hyung after you eat?" asks Jimin.

It wasn't long before Jimin was glomped by J-hope. I sighed and pretended to think.

"Hmmm......okay" I finally say.

"Arasseo!" The boys yelled in unison.

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AUTHOR 

Hey guys!! This is just a somewhat funny book, hope you like it.
(I don't know what compelled me to write about cheese)
* it means burnt cheese
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