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Markiplier: yo

Jacksepticeye: still the wrong person dude

Markiplier: no no I meant to text you this time

Jacksepticeye: oh well ok

Markiplier: is that okay?

Jacksepticeye: ye boi

Markiplier: what's your name

Jacksepticeye: Jack or Sean but preferably Jack

Markiplier: Nice I'm Mark

Jacksepticeye: cool whats up

Markiplier: about to beat Ryan over the head with a pan

Jacksepticeye: Ryan?

Markiplier: housemate. He threw my car keys in the fucking pool.

Jacksepticeye: my kinda guy

Markiplier: slowly regretting my decision to text you if you're like Ryan.

Jacksepticeye: good lol

Markiplier: maybe we can be like Ryan and Matt one day.

Jacksepticeye: who?

Markiplier: Matt Watson and Ryan Magee. #Ryatt

Markiplier: My housemates are dating lol they're cute af look at this photo of them holding hands

Jacksepticeye: woah cute aw

Jacksepticeye: WAIT WOAH WOAH

Jacksepticeye: WHAT DO u meAN "maybe we can be like MATT AND RYAN ONE DAY" MARK I JUST MET YOY TWO DAYS AGO

Markiplier: yeah but ur cute

Jacksepticeye: you haven't even seen me lol

Markiplier: but u seem cute

Jacksepticeye: I have to go. I'll pick you up a god damn dictionary while I'm gone. Ttyl

Markiplier: I'm good but thanks for the offer. Ttyl cutie

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