049 - GROUPCHAT

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WELL-KNOWN ASS KICKERS (and Lorelai)

Queen ScarJo
We have tomorrow off.
So, Liz and I are shopping.

Lizzie
BABY CLOTHES
they're so adorable and tiny.

I'm not even that far along,
you guys are already shopping?

Salty Pops 👴🏻
Do you realize who you're talking to?

Right now, an old man.

Salty Pops 👴🏻
Rude.
Technically, Evans is an old man too.

So is Tony.
And Bucky.
Precious Buck.

smudgy eyeliner dude
That's right.
I'm precious.

Not you.
Bucky.

smudgy eyeliner dude
Damn.
Okay.

Bucky Barnes and Johnny Storm are the lomls.

ATJ
Don't forget me.

Fluffalo
And me.

Okay, the list doesn't even end.
BUT AARON ITS BEEN FOREVER
AND FLUFFALO

Christopher
How about me?

Christopher.
Nah.

Tommy Boy
I don't even know what's going on.

You're too precious.

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