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Text 1
Lizzy: I can't believe it!!! I trusted you and how could you cheat on me!! You're an Asshole!!

Lizzy: Oh my gosh, dad I'm sorry. That was meant for Jim!

Dad: It's all right honey. Hey on a very unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?

Text 2

Me: Hi

Seth: Hey have you found your phone yet?

Me: No, I'm texting from my TV!

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