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Lizzy: I can't believe it!!! I trusted you and how could you cheat on me!! You're an Asshole!!Lizzy: Oh my gosh, dad I'm sorry. That was meant for Jim!
Dad: It's all right honey. Hey on a very unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?
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Me: Hi
Seth: Hey have you found your phone yet?Me: No, I'm texting from my TV!
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Laugh Out Loud (Joke Book)
Random"Life is too short so laugh while you still have teeth." A big thank you to those awesome human beings who came up with most of the jokes and I got nothing but love for everyone who decides to check this book out. Enjoy. 😊 ________ ________ RandomW...