What horror movies taught us.
1) If a family member of yours starts speaking in Latin or any other foreign language that you don't know of, shoot him immediately!
2) If you kill someone, do not check to see if they're really dead because they're not!
3) If you're running away from a monster, expect to fall twice or three times and even if you're faster than it, it'll still catch you! Especially if you're a girl.
4) Expect a person to be either brave or just plain stupid to walk home alone through the woods at night and get his throat slit!
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Laugh Out Loud (Joke Book)
Random"Life is too short so laugh while you still have teeth." A big thank you to those awesome human beings who came up with most of the jokes and I got nothing but love for everyone who decides to check this book out. Enjoy. 😊 ________ ________ RandomW...
