Kellic Ddlb Oneshots {Requests closed}

Tantrum

Kellin was a good boy.

That is, about 10 percent of the time.

In all honesty Vic didn't mind the rebellious behavior one bit on a normal day. He didn't mind when Kellin would make a mess out of the kitchen in an attempt to make cupcakes. He didn't mind when his living room looked like a tornado had gone through it because Kellin had gotten a little too into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There was only one thing he did mind, and of course as he's trying to finish up the last song of the album, it happens.

Kellin's tantrums.

"What am I gonna do with him?" Vic grumbled, leaving his office to find Kellin thrashing around on the ground in front of the wooden door. He knelt down before the sobbing boy and sighed. "Kellin? What's the matter this time?"

"I just wish I was a self empowered black woman who didn't need no man." Kellin sighed.

"Baby boy you aren't Beyonce. You're white."

"I can identify however I want. I'm an african-american quadraunihoricalsexual flying spider monkey from mars who uses the pronouns 'sparkly ass glitter bitch and sassacious side hoe."

"Well fuck you Kellin."

"With pleasure."

I'm so sorry to whoever requested the tantrum chapter because it'd been like six months and whatever this bullshit is is just bullshit but I got bored and wanted to write something to entertain me. Yes, I officially hate writing this. Yes, I'll finish all requests because I'm not an asshole author who abandons people that like her work. I promise the other ones will be actual stories with effort. This has just been plaguing me for months and I got frustrated. Again, I apologize