31. Skinny-dipping doesn't really apply to obese people.
32. "The brain has no heart. The heart has no brain." This means that the brain is cruel, and the heart is stupid.
33. Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" isn't little.
34. You may want to keep your cat away from your computer. It has a mouse.
35. Chuck Norris broke out of a Master Ball. Dog-Dog broke out of three... which had 0% fail.
36. Shampoo is clean. Take away the "sham" and it becomes dirty fast.
37. A Dell computer always says Hello from the other side.
38. Criminals are like parrots. They always want crackers, have to be kept in cages, and talk so much sometimes you want to whack them with a chair until they're unconscious.
39. It is physically impossible to walk across bubble wrap without smiling.
40. Pokemon aren't paralyzed from fear. They're paralyzed from insane electricity.
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