21. Chickens are the closest descendants from dinosaurs. That means huge terrifying lizards evolved into egg-laying birds that is used as a word for a coward.
22. When people try to explain life through science or religion, they could easily just say it was created by a Sharpie.
23. I absolutely am not accurately sure what alliteration actually is.
24. Chuck Norris's beard has a beard. Dog-Dog's beard has a Chuck Norris.
25. If Santa's back gave out, he'd probably use a candy cane.
26. The Ghostbusters are the Mythbusters as ghost hunters (with a giant slime ball).
27. If there's a murder at a mansion, it's always the butler. If there's one at a school, it's always the janitor. If there's one at a date, it's always the psychopathic killer that just got mentioned on the radio.
28. I have a bunch of skunk jokes, but they make no sense.
29. Minotaurs are just men with horse butts.
30. Humans are like broccoli. You should never eat one, but if you like then taste, there's something wrong with you.
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Random Useless Hilarious Facts
Ngẫu nhiênHave you ever wondered about stuff? Than this is the book for you! I can't be bothered to write any more description right now.
