iMessage || Trohley

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   Joefro: I am a classy hoe so check urself u dick

   Cupcake boy: check urself before u shrek urself

   Joefro: oh my god you're a meme loving fuck

   Cupcake boy: only the dankest ;)

    Joefro: oh yes seduce me with your zesty meme harvest

   Meme fucker: oh god what's wrong with us

   Joefro: we're just a couple of guys being dudes

   Meme fucker: uMmmM exCusE Me??? Way to assume my pronouns skrublord. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

   Joefro: JAKAJDODHXJSIEJI WHATT HE HE L L

   Meme fucker: :^))))))))