-AT NIGHT-
"You are sweet."
"No. I am the Alpha Male."
"You wish to be him.But you are better the way you are."
"What did I do now?"
"You sent soup for me. How can you? Iced is not hot."
"Dummy, I just ordered it for you from the soup shop next door."
"Well, thanks. But how weird is soup shop?"
"You think?"
"Soup Schlop."
"That's not a word. "
"It most definitely is . "
"Kris told me you like bad boys."
"Weirdos always attract the bad boys, Batman "
"Well, I am a bad boy."
"Care to expand my knowledge with this tidbit of information?"
"My break lasts thirty minutes but I came in ten minutes after it."
"Did you spend the ten minutes doing what boys do?"
"What?"
"Dark side of the world web."
"Crap. How do you know about tumblr?!"
"Muahaha. You can't hide your secrets from me."
"My secret. Nooo. What will I tell tumblr? What if it breaks up with me?'
"Then, I'll be the cause of it. I'll break a relationship again."
"I am sleepy."
"Don't dream of my nudes , Batsy."
"Never in a thousand years. What if I dream of you and you kill me in my dream?"
"That sounds so possible. Don't dream of me , then. I don't want you to die."
"Hey, Flo?"
"Yes?"
"Do you want a bat boy as a friend?"
"...."
"Knock , Knock."
"..."
"Answer the door."
"Fine. And now I open the door."
"Say Who's There?"
"I will now slam the door in your face."
"Bitch."
"Goodnight to you too."
*call ended*
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