Hanbinnie has added you by username!
1 pending snap!
Wow, does this boy never get tired? I assume he's a fan of Hanbin too. Rolling my eyes with a grin on my lips I add him back.
What catches my eyes isn't the text, but the image I have received. It is not the sharpest picture I have seen all the day, yet it is still not the most blurriest snap a girl has received in the history of humanity.
I believe the image shows someone's foot. Junhoe's fanboy has some weird sense of humor. Why is he sending me picture of his foot?
Hanbinnie: Where can we chat?
HanaaBaananaa: u know they have a chat here what r u talking about
Hanbinnie: Is there?
HanaaBaananaa: v funny
Hanbinnie: How can I chat?
HanaaBaananaa: by swiping my name to the right
Hanbinnie: Please, wait a second.
I do as he says, and wait for 'a second'. When he doesn't send me a message, I do it myself.
HanaaBaananaa: here do u c?
Hanbinnie: Is there something wrong with your keyboard?
HanaaBaananaa: wdym?
Hanbinnie: That. Why are you writing like that?
HanaaBaananaa: r u trying a new type of humor?
Hanbinnie: No?
HanaaBaananaa: y r u acting like that then?
Hanbinnie: I am not Junhoe.
HanaaBaananaa: ik
HanaaBaananaa: y rn't u answering?
Hanbinnie: I was googling 'ik'
HanaaBaananaa: oMG what???!?!!!?!?
Hanbinnie: Turns out there isn't anything wrong with your keyboard, you're only using slang
HanaaBaananaa: no sHit Sherlock
Hanbinnie: As I was saying: I am not Junhoe
HanaaBaananaa: I am not Hana
Hanbinnie: Really? Did I type in the wrong username? Who are you? Can I talk to her?
HanaaBaananaa: lol loser ofc im her
Hanbinnie: But you said you weren't her
HanaaBaananaa: now I am
Hanbinnie: You are confusing me. Are you Hana or are you not Hana?
HanaaBaananaa: that's the question
Hanbinnie: Can you write with proper punctuation, please? I don't understand.
HanaaBaananaa: weren't you the one who taught me that?
Hanbinnie: No? Junhoe probably did
HanaaBaananaa: y r u talking about yourself in third person?
Hanbinnie: I have to ask you something
HanaaBaananaa: yeh ignore my message
Hanbinnie: Sorry, but I don't have that much time
HanaaBaananaa: k
Hanbinnie: Not bothering to look that up... just kidding
HanaaBaananaa: Your grandfather called
HanaaBaananaa: he wants his jokes back
Hanbinnie: Can you stop talking to Junhoe? You are taking up too much place. He wants to please you.
HanaaBaananaa: depends
Hanbinnie: on what?
HanaaBaananaa: on how much I get paid
Hanbinnie: would you really drop Junhoe for money?
HanaaBaananaa: i mean he is my main hoe
Hanbinnie: wHAT? Is he you hoe?
HanaaBaananaa: but never have I said that he's my only hoe
Hanbinnie: YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!?!?! OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
HanaaBaananaa: y r u acting surprised tho? We knew our relationship had to come to an end anyways
Hanbinnie: Let me see if I have understood this right: You are willing to drop Junhoe in exchange for money, because he isn't important to you and you can switch him for some other 'hoes'?
HanaaBaananaa: yES
Hanbinnie: It was nice to meet such a gold digger as you. Junhoe has basically put everything on hold to meet you, and I honestly want to kill him for leaving us like this. I at least hoped that he would have found a decent girl, but no. Instead he found you. You're such a disgrace. I used to tease him for liking you, however, now I am going to shield him from you.
HanaaBaananaa: y do I feel attacked?
Hanbinnie: Are you dense?
HanaaBaananaa: omg hoe you have expanded your vocabulary
Hanbinnie: I have screenshots to prove I am not lying.
HanaaBaananaa: k
Hanbinnie: Aren't your afraid?
HanaaBaananaa: of what?
Hanbinnie: You're so afraid. I can feel your fear.
HanaaBaananaa: I think u have been watching too many horror movies lately
Hanbinnie: Some. Don't change the subject now.
HanaaBaananaa: wdy want me to say? U exposed my true, evil plans
Hanbinnie: You just confessed. Either you're dumb or dumber. I don't know yet.
HanaaBaananaa: so when are you coming over to my house?
Hanbinnie: Broes before hoes
HanaaBaananaa: Hoe before hoes*
Hanbinnie: That was a good one actually, but stop
HanaaBaananaa: okay then
Hanbinnie: Goodbye, I hope you understand that what you have been doing is wrong
HanaaBaananaa: punish me
HanaaBaananaa: omg that sounded so wrong
HanaaBaananaa: yo hoe where will u b @ my house fr?
HanaaBaananaa: hELLO?
- Hanbin what are you doing?
+ Hanhoe tho, that has to be the ship name. I just realized that it could be Hanbin's and Junhoe's ship name too.
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FanfictionJuneHoeQueen97: gr8 so im first dont be 2 shocked when u see it ;) HanaaBaananaa: umm wtf boi see what?? i thought we said long wieners not your pinky?? [1. book in the social media series]
