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Mick:

Hey guys, you see what's happened?

Keith_Richards:

Nah, haven't been online.

Bill:

You are literally online right now.

...

Mick:

It's trending on twitter.

Ian:

IKIK

The biology exams xD

They're all screwed

Mick:

No, the other thing.

The super, amazing thing

RonnieW:

Amazing as in AmazingPhil?

His twitter has been waffles for the pat like 2 weeks.

Mick:

-.- Of course I meant Phil.

John and Paul you absolute idiots

Charlie_Watts:

Mick... Are you actually sober for once?

Mick:

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Charlie_Watts:

...

So you remember who I am?

Mick:

How could I forget my favourite roadie?

Charlie_Watts:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Bill:

OML did you see the Hitler reacts video tho?

Ian:

XD yeah, 'I wish I was one of the dead mosquitos'

Let's face it, anyone who wants a career in biology is screwed now.

If they have to retake the exams, I'm so gonna laugh.

Keith_Richards:

I just looked it up Mick.

OhmyLord

Mick:

Ik, it's so weird to think that all this time...

Keith_Richards:

INDEPENDANT FCKING COMPANY?! IS THIS FCKING BIOLOGY OR BUSINESS STUDIES

Mick:

Keith srsly -.-

Charlie_Watts:

GUYS WILL YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE

JOHN LENNON AND PAUL MCCARTNEY OF THE BEATLES ARE GETTING MARRIED.

Mick:

Thank you -.-

Keith_Richards:

They are O.o

Lol jk I already knew.

Bill:

Yeah I saw it coming

Ian:

Oh, I was around Bowies house while we were on the chat, so I was there when it happened.

RonnieW:

Lol I helped John plan it.

Mick:

Are you guys serious?

I only found out today.

Charlie_Watts:

DW, so did I Mick.

Mick:

Well fine, I'm gonna go out and hang with my other friends, who tell me important things like this.

You coming Charlie?

Charlie_Watts:

I-What? Did you just invite me to come out with you?

Like a part of the band?

I'll be right there!

Charlie_Watts has left the chat.

Mick has left the chat.

Bill:

John and Paul are getting married?

Did any of you guys know?

Ian:

Nope mg it's such amazing news tho!

Keith_Richards:

I didn't but it wasn't in the news, so I guess they're keeping it quiet.

RonnieW:

I actually did already know... :/

Keith_Richards:

You didn't tell us?!

I don't know why we invited you to this band in the first place.

Go back to Rod Stewart, where you belong -.-

RonnieW:

Whoah, harsh.

But alright, I'm going.

RonnieW has left the chat.

Bill:

Rip.



A/N: Hey guys, so in case you haven't heard, the UK's education system screwed up big time. We had a biology test where we were told to study LOADS of things, like homeostasis, auxins, antibiotic resistance etc. THE EXAM HAD NO BIOLOGY ON IT.

It sucked -.-

My prayers go out to those who took the exam (even though I'm not religious, but hey). RIP biology.

That's about all that's happening...

I got a new twitter account for the first time in like... three years bc I forgot my password for my old one, so you an follow me at CheTre123456. it wouldn't let me fit my whole screen name in -.- great.

But I hope you guys are all alright, and I'm glad you guys liked the surprise xD baiiii


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