I was just surfing on the interwebs and I found this:
"Phil Lester is ugly."
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What the fuck did you just say about him, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in Al-Quaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top sniper in the whole Australian armed forces. You are nothing to me and just another pathetic target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes which has never been seen on this Earth. Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies all across the US and Australia. And your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 'life'. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you more 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands(i can actually maybe decrease that to 200 but I am in a self defense class so erm yh). Not am I only extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have the entire access to the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (oops i dunno what Australia's Marine Corps is called, or is it that idek) and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could've held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now, you're paying the price, you goddamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you, and you'll drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
(i didn't say that to the girl who commented that on Phil's video bc it was probs a little 12-year old blind girl who didn't see Phil's beauty like how can u not)
- ally.
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