@Did u guys skip the whole milk fic hahahaha
Okay such trauma wow
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topic: sick fanfictions
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I completely lost my innocence,
How about you?
^
Explains my life tbh
(Credits to jasparbeeyotch for making the mini poem)
Like...
Let me mention all of the words that fanfiction writers ruined:
Hamster
Milk
Chair
Lung
Cherry *shudders*
Snake
Orange(pls)
Bathtub
Kneel
Ryan
Kittens
Steamrollers
Month
Whisk
And many more!
And these punchlines or whatever you call them:
"And every month, we buy a new hamster."
"I told you we buy a hamster every month."
And...
"Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub."
People say "Ewww! Look at that boy playing with mud!"
And I'm like "Have you seen someone shove a hamster up their ass? No!" Then storm off.
My eyes have seen so much.
So... much.
Also have you seen someone stretch their vagina with a whisk??
I think not??????
POINT 3 on how I'm trash: • I will sacrifice my innocence just to read sick, sick fanfictions.
- ally.
YOU ARE READING
trash: my true form + bants
Random"Hey, why are you walking around as a trash can?" "This is my form. My true form," Ally blinked, as she cried to a slice of pizza, realising how she was not gonna finish a 3-foot essay on English. • • • Yeah, hello! My name's Ally! Alison Rowe...
