Why me, why f****** me!(naruto love story)

Chapter 3: good god Kakashi is a perverted child molester

Kiko's pov

So I had a fruit salad because I love fruit like if fruit was a man I would marry him.... Off subject so after the salad I got a energy drink and headed to the training ground. When I got there the only person there was the horny Uchiha." Horny Uchiha" I greeted him. And all he said well make a hn' sound. Not normal, not normal at all.

~ after everyone showed up~

After a few hours and many minutes of waiting Kakashi finally showed up. He told us about how we have to get a bell to pass. When Naruto ran at Kakashi as fast as he could he ended up with the sharp pointy stick thingy almost lodged in the back of his head. " what can I say.... I'm starting to like you guys, GO!" He said before all of us disappeared into the bushes and trees to think of a plan, well almost everyone. 'Naruto you idiot get the hell out of there, your going to get your ass handed to you!' I thought. And after watching the very boring fight Kakashi was about to..... Kill Naruto! I know he can be annoying but still that's harsh. Sakura screamed out to Naruto blowing her cover. But before he could turn around or run away he got two fingers up his but....... " good god Kakashi is a perverted child molester" I whispered to my self and sweat dropping. A few seconds later a heard a high pitch, ear bleeding scream. A few minuets I saw a bright light to the right of me then another high pitch scream. 'Well.... That was fast' I thought. Then I went to search for Kakashi. As soon as I found him the alarm went off. " we'll fuck this sucks." I stated simply walking back to the area we meet at. Once there Naruto was tied to a post. " we'll you don't see that every day" I said to my self laughing slightly. Once everyone was there Kakashi chewed are asses out. But thankfully he gave us another chance after lunch but we can't feed Naruto. But because I have common sense and I watched the episode I knew we had to feed Naruto to pass. Soooooo I did! It scared the hell out of me when he came out of now where though. But.......... We passed so yea! But. I don't understand, why didn't I remember what happens earlier? Oh well.