BTS babysitting

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This is requested~

Jin: Kid, look in the mirror
Kid: *looks in mirror*
Jin: What do you see?
Kid: a handsome guy!
Jin: where?! *gets excited*
Kid: *points to himself*
Jin: *rolls eyes* But I have taught you well my child. The ways of Kim Seokjin

Suga: Its nap time!
Kid: How many times have you said that?
Suga: ITS NAP TIME FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY YOU NEED YOUR SLEEP.

Kid: I'm tired *yawns*
Hoseok: Just one more time *sings nursery rhymes off tune and shouts*
Kid: *groans*

Kid: lets color!!
Namjoon: Whatever you do don't hand me the coloring book.
Kid: *hands coloring book*
Namjoon: You're screwed. *Namjoon colors intensively and tears the pages*

Jimin: You know whats the gym?
Kid: No.
Jimin: If you wanna have abs you have ti start at an early age.
Kid: But I don't want abs
Jimin: that's what the all say *hands him 30kg dumbbells*

V: let's play!
Kid: Yay!!!
V: *accidentally hurts him*
Kid: *cries*
V: CRYING IS FOR LOSERS. IT MEANS I WIN!!!! *runs around*

Jungkook: Oooh, I like your fire truck toy
Kid: thanks, you can borrow it.
Jungkook: *grabs toy truck* THANKS KID.
Kid: Hey! Come back!
Jungkook: U SAID I COULD BORROW IT.

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