Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

28. | confused and naive

audrey | katie

『8:45pm』

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"Katie!"

"What is it babe?"

"SOS babe!"

"No! Spill it!"

"I'm so confused, its not even funny."

"What's wrong love? Why are you confused?"

"Remember the guy I was dared to call? Yeah him, I don't know how we got talking but we did. Everytime he mentioned having sex. I didn't mind, but now when he asked me for my advice twice about a girl. I was angry and I don't know why mostly hurt but angry as well. "

"You like him."

"That was blunt of you, but how can I like someone I never met?"

"Fate works in mysterious ways babe, now can I ask you a set of Q's? "

"Sure go ahead."

"Great and answer as honestly as possible. . . tell me what is the first thing you do every time he calls?"

"I-- I . . .uh."

"Come on babe, I need honest answers."

"Um, -- I smile."

"Aren't you cute, do you get butterflies in your tummy every time you hear his voice?"

"More like ballerinas doing somersaults in me."

"What about your heart?"

"It beats way too fast"

"So aren't those the signs that you like him? I mean you read romance books love, you should know this."

"Well yeah I do, I used to be like this with Jonah too."

"That's because he' is your brother's best friend! And you're like totally awkward around boys."

"Are not."

"Are too!"

"I'm not. I act fine around guys."

"Sure you do. What about Max? Or Jacob? Or Carter? Or--"

"---Okay fine! So maybe I'm awkward around guys but that doesn't justify that I like Justin."

"Audrey! Your romance books have all the answers, I don't understand why you're still so clueless babe. . .okay, so tell me out of Corey  being the last guy you liked and Justin who would you prefer talking to?"

"Justin."

"Who's the first person you call? Corey or Justin?"

"Justin."

"Who do you like? Corey or Justin?"

"Justin."

"There you go!"

"Wait. .. wha-- Omigosh."

"Yeah, Audrey its possible to like someone you haven't met. It's destiny."

"I like Justin, Me. . .I like Justin. . ."

"Is it sinking in yet?"

"I don't think it ever will."

"Give yourself time, it will eventually."

"I can't like Justin!"

"Why not?"

"He is already interested in someone else. He told me."

"Knowing how dense you can be, please elaborate. . ."

"He said he likes some girl he hasn't met and she is always supportive and blah blah blah he really want to meet her. . ."

"You're so naive doll! Really, the answer is in front of you. . ."

"What answer?"

"That, I can't tell you, figure it out on your own. You're so dense bestie, its both cute and annoying"

"Maybe I am, but it crushes me that he'll never be interested in me."

"Sigh, my innocent flower, I really have to go Audrey."

"Thanks for explaining to me"

"No problem babe. Btw replay the last convo you guys had. You might find the answer."

"Uh. . .okay, Love you!"

"Love you too bestie!"

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