ARIA
So . . . come here often?
SEBASTIAN
Aria.
ARIA
Wow, tough crowd. Anyway, any idea how the hell I ended up
t
exting you instead of my noob
of a brother??
SEBASTIAN
Noob? Do people still us that word?
ARIA
Answer the question Stan.
SEBASTIAN
Well Chris and I have similar numbers, his just ends in a 7 and mine in a 5.
ARIA
Sebastian honey,I don't have your
number full stop. And I don't type
my brothers in everytime I want to
text him.
You know what hold on a second . . .
ARIA ADDED CHRIS
EVANS TO THE CHAT
CHRIS
I do believe I have been summoned.
ARIA
Chris you dumb shit
did you add Sebastian in
my phone under Chris?
CHRIS
Sis, take a chill pill.
Stop verbally abusing me.
ARIA
You're right.
CHRIS
I am?
ARIA
Yeah. I'm on my way to
beat the shit out of you physically.
SEBASTIAN
Aria, I'm going to have to ask you to not kill your brother. My pay check relies on him being alive.
ARIA
Yeah yeah okay.
*grumbles* evanstan
SEBASTIAN
What?
CHRIS
I don't understand that reference.
ARIA
SHUT UP STEVE
CHRIS
I'M CONFUSED
ARIA
You're always confused.
SEBASTIAN
True.
CHRIS
Since when did you and Aria become besties?
ARIA
SINCD YOU ADDED HIS NUMBER TO MY PHONE.
CHRIS
You're welcome.
ARIA
Yeah, well you're not you little mongral.
CHRIS
Wait, what?
ARIA DELETED
CHRIS EVANS
FROM THE CHAT
SEBASTIAN
You have no chill.
ARIA
And you have no left arm.
Bite me Bucky boy.
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A/N
I have no idea what this is or what I am doing. All I know is that I watched the civil war premiere live stream tonight and I'm seeing civil war on Friday and I'm gonna fail my gcses G2G YEP BYE
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