James Maslow: You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.
Thief: Hey, look...
Elastigirl comes from behind and punches the thief on the face.
James Maslow: Elastigirl.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Mr. Incredible.
James Maslow: No, it's all right. I've got him.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.
James Maslow: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.
Poppy Kiouloglou: A fact I exploited to do my job.
James Maslow: My job, you mean.
Poppy Kiouloglou: A simple thank you will suffice.
James Maslow: Thanks, but I don't need any help.
Poppy Kiouloglou: What happened to ''ladies first''?
James Maslow: Well, what happened to equal treatment?
Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first.
Elastigirl, punches the thief again on the face.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Well, we could share, you know.
James Maslow: I work alone.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.
James Maslow: Are you doing anything later?
Poppy Kiouloglou: I have a previous engagement.
Elastigirl leaves.
James Maslow: (whistles)
James Maslow: (To the thief): Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.
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Frozone: Hey, Incredible!
James Maslow: Hey, Frozone!
Frozone: Shouldn't you be getting ready?
James Maslow: I still got time.
The crowd is screaming.
Woman: He's gonna jump!
Sunsweet jumps but the last minute, Mr. Incredible jumps, saves him but he breaks the building's glass.
Sansweet: I think you broke something.
James Maslow: With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.
Mr. Incredible hears something inside the wall. It was a bomb. It exploded and then...
James Maslow: Wait a minute.
James Maslow: Bomb Voyage. (Coughing from the dust).
Voyage: Mr. Incredible! (French).
Incrediboy: And IncrediBoy!
Voyage: IncrediBoy?
Incrediboy: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots...
James Maslow: Go home, Buddy.
Incrediboy: What?
James Maslow: Now.
Voyage: Little oaf. (French).
Incrediboy: Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... IncrediBoy!
James Maslow: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
Incrediboy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?
James Maslow: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Voyage: And your outfit is totally ridiculous! (French).
Incrediboy: Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
James Maslow: Buddy, don't!
Incrediboy: It'll only take a second, really.
James Maslow: No, stop! There's a bomb!
Incrediboy: Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!
James Maslow: Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!
Incrediboy: Let go of my cape!
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James and I in... The Incredibles
FanfictionHave you ever wondered how would it be if you were in...The Incredibles? If not, you should read this story and get an idea. This is James' and my story, on how our lives would be together, based on Walt Disney's movie, ''The Incredibles''. James Ma...
