Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

♛♛Royalty ♛♛

Hasebe: right.. Dane-sama.. i just remembered that you were the Daimyo's granddaughter..

Takara: yes.. yes i was.. why?

Hasebe: and..Ichigo is just a prince-like sword...

Ichigo: well.. ^^"

Hasebe: ... *imagining*

Takara: *having a royal tea party with Ichigo*

Ichigo: *talking about Royalty stuff*
Takara: *sassy laugh*

Butler: *speaking in French*

Ichigo: *replies in French*

Takara: *sassy laugh* *joins the french conversation*

Hasebe: *eye twitching*

*flash

Hasebe: *screams like a saiyan*

Ichigo: *shocked* are you alright?

Hasebe: *heavy breathing*

Ichigo: hello?

Takara: *cracking* ring ring, hello?

Ichigo: really...?

Takara : yea.. really..

Ichigo: aren't you even worried about him like this?

Takara: ugh! Dude.. i become something like this sometimes, like TOTALLY!

Ichigo: *pokerface*

Takara: h-Yaaaahh.. *sassy*

Ichigo: *blink blink* *ignores her* are you okay, Hasebe?

Hasebe: *shoves him away* THIS IS MADNESS!!

Ichigo: *shocked*

Takara: *whispers* this is sparta..

Ichigo: what?! No!

Takara: *soundless laughter*

Hasebe: I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!!

Takara: then dewn't tekh it.. duh

Ichigo: *pokerface*

Hasebe: i had a vision... *explains for an eternity* I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY ROYAL PEOPLE!!

Takara: *facepalm*

Ichigo: *chuckle*

Takara: dude... srsly?

Hasebe: dont give me that face..

Takara: ehuuu..

Ichigo: okay, i'll just go..

Takara: meh.

Hasebe: no my lords!

Takara: ehem!

Hasebe: what?

Takara: um... i'm a woman?

Hasebe: *bows* MY QUEEN!!

Takara: yes~ *sassy laugh*

Ichigo: *slowly backs away*

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