Best red vs blue quotes and phrases

Tucker

I'm a lover not a thinker

How come I never get to use THE SNIPER RIFLE.

Hey alien dude what's your name
Alien:Honk
Naaaaame...
Alien: Honk honk
I. Am. Tucker this is . Church that's bitchpants mc crabby
Alien: Slog

YES, I am afraid of black stuff

Bow chika bow wow!

What's there not to understand "swish, swish and stab?" It's a sword dude not a fighter jet

Dude I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank

For the record, I want you to know rocks are not people!

People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard...

If you had backed up a little bit more you would have had to mail him the bullets!

What? I can't hear you over the sound of your team killing!

I'm just chillin that's the only tool on blue team: be cool

What's the matter tex? Having trouble keeping it up.