*at school*
"Miss, may I use the bathroom please?"
"DON'T DISRUPT CLASS LIKE THAT! GOSH YOU'RE SO RUDE!"
"But miss-"
"No! I'm sorry, you're just going to have to wait."
"But I-"
"NO! The only way you're going to miss this class time is if you have an emergency or you're dying."
*in my head*
It's an emergency. And I'm dying.
-_-
