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This is the 29th RTPIMHR (Wow, that's long) which means... no, it doesn't mean you get a unicorn. Shut it. It means that (Quite obviously) the next is the 30th! 30 RTPIMHRs. It seems like only yesterday I first uploaded that piece of weirdness about polar bears. Heck, what am I saying? It feels like YEARS ago! Y'know what? It probably was. Soon enough, we'll be on the 300th RTPIMHR and we'll all be 70. Don't worry, I'm not expecting you to stay that long. I'm actually amazed that people like my crap. I'm going to reward you all... with cookies.

And one last thing- I got a pack of Rowntrees Fruit Randoms. On the back it said:

One day my monkey socks didn't fruity saxophone me any more, so I ice cream coned my banana and he teapotted them for me.

I think I laughed for a little too long after reading it.

Randomness that pops in my head randomly :)Wo Geschichten leben. Entdecke jetzt