So, like I said last chappy... I'm gonna write a chapter with all of the things that annoy me on Wattpad.
So, before anyone says anything... I DO NOT WRITE LIKE THIS!
ANY and ALL spelling mistakes are on purpose.
I'm gonna get hell from my iPod for all of these spelling mistakes.
It's gonna be like 'NOOOO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT!!!' every five seconds.
So here we go...
WARNING!
It will have:
Spelling errors
Falling in love too quickly
A chav mother
A secret vampire prince that won't stay secret for long
An entire page of just lyrics that have no relevance to the story
A main character that thinks she's ugly even though guys fall over looking at her
The hot son that the main character also falls in love with
And a whole lot more!
Title:
OMGGGG!!! My mother arranged me to?marry a secret vampire prince an he has a HOTTT son!!! WHO WILL I PICK?????
Chapter 1:
"NOOOO! Mother WHYYYY?" I whined.
"Well hunny u need a husband and I need some time alone with MY new husband so we can do u know wat without u cumin in in da middle of it an ruinin it!"
"I wont do it I promiseeeee!"
OMG i CAN'T beleive my mother is making me marry a randooommm person she jus met off tha streets!
This is Soooooo Unfair!!!!!!
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AT DA HOUSEEE!!!!
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"Hello," a dark an myserious person sed.
I wos lyk "Hiyaaa!"
An he was lyk "I'm gonna cum out of da shadows now."
An wen he did I nearly fell ova cus of howww HOTTT he was!!!!!
He was lyk: tha ONLY person dat mattered now!!!!
OMG!!!! I FINK I'M IN LOVE!!!!
"Okey thennn Byee!" my mother sed cheerily and walked off 2 go an do u know Wat wif her probz gay husband dat will only last about 2months!!!!
"I FINK I'M IN LOVE WIT U!!!" I screamed 2 da HOTTT guy, but den I covered ma mouth cuz I weren't meant 2 say dattt!!!!
"Your da most boootiful person I've eva seen in ma WHOLE lyfeee!!! Will u marry me ryte NOW?!?!"
"I dunno I don't fink I luv u properly yet..."
"Okey. We will wait while u try to fall in luv wit me but den u will fall 4 mi HOTTT son who Iss cumin ryte now!!!"
"I'm not gunna fall in luv wit ur son!!!£!""
"How dooo I know dat?"
But denn his son walked in & I fink I fainted from how HOTTT he was bt I aint sure. But I also fink he caught me. I ain't sure who caught me but whoeva did, I felt dis magikkk spark and I wunda if hee felt it 2!!!???
I looked up at hs son and b4 I cud stoop maself I was lykkk "I fink I'm in love wit u!!!"
And his son was lyyyk...
"Me too!!!!"
And den he kissed me.
And I floated up too da clouds!!!
Bu den his dad cut in and kissed me. Buh den I flew evan higha!!!!!
And den he stopped kissin me and dey had a death fight ova me.
"WAIT!!!" I screamed. "WHAT R U???"
"We r VAMPIRE princes gurl!!!"
"Wait which 1 of u sed dat? I didn't see ur name afta da speech marks!!!
"It wos me!!! Da 1 ur meant 2 be with!!!"
"OMMMMMMMIIIIGOSDDDDDDD!!!!"
"Wat?!"
"I FINK I'M PREGGERZZZ!!!"
"ITS MYYYYN!!!!" Sed da son.
[LISSSTEN 2222 DA SONNG!!!!]
Just dance
Itll be ok!!!
Dadadadummm jus dance!!!
Spin dat record babe
Dadudummm just dance
Just dance- dance- dayunnnce!!!
What's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's
Alright
Alright
Just dance!!!!
((Ok I'm gonna end the lyrics there. Its getting annoying))
SO DEN WE HAD A RAVE PARTAAAY!!!
It was da
Best partayyy ever!!!
Bt den da dad dyyed
so we had a funeral
An
Me and his son
Lived happily Eva afta
In a lil cottage
In da woods
With his dads baby
Even though I never did it
With any of them
And I'm still
A virgin
LOL!
Tst tube baby!!!!
Not really.
Buh da son made us wait til afta marraige 2 do it.
It was really perfect
Buh den he left me
And den he came bahck!!!!
An we lived happily ever after!!!!!!!
Yay us!!
Buh den his dad came back to lyfe!!!!!!
THE END!!!
Not really!!! Hahaha I'm so evillll lololololz!!!
So his son fought da zombie off and saved da day. He's ma hero!!!
An to dis day I still dnt no his sons name...
AND THEN I WOKE UP!!!
The end.
Now pplzzzz I need 9284574729191 votes or I won't upload EVA againz!!!!
I'm seriouz dis tymeeeeeee!!!!
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And that is all of the incredibly annoying Wattpad things, in one little hateable package!
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