Michael: mates, I have a new neighbour, she's really really cool.
Luke: alright, let's meet her.
Michael has added you to the group
You: ????????
You: oH SO YOU GUYS ARE MIKEYS FRIENDS
You: HI
Calum: Heey
You: My names Y/N
Ashton: that's a beautiful name
You: .-. Are you trying to be a fuckboy?
Ashton: noooooo
Luke: he is, lol jk
Luke: I'm luke
You: sounds like a fuckboy name tbh lolololilol
Michael: that's because he is one y/n
Calum: OHHHHHHHHHHH
Calum: I just choked
You: on this dick
Ashton: IM CACKLING
Ashton: YOU NEVER TOLD US SHE WAS THIS FUNNY
You: what do you mean funny, I'm lame.
Michael: no you aren't lmao
You: I'm trash
You: IM BAND TRASH
You: I sHALL AVENGE MY FANDOM TO THE DEATH
Michael: I can hear you through my wall
You: sorry
You: I SHALL NOT GIVE UP ON MY FANDOMS
Michael: Jesus Christ lol
Luke: So y/n what's your last name?
You: Y/L/N
Calum: Its cute, Y/N Y/L/N
Ashton: who's the fuckboy now?
You: Luke ;-)
Luke: :-(
You: :-)
Michael: hey mate, she's mine
You: I am?
You: YES I AM
You: YOU TELL HIM MIKEY
You: what am I even saying lolololol
Luke: what bands are you into?
You: any
You: I mostly just listen to things that get my vibe goin' you know? I wanna feel the beat
Calum: I'm laughing so much rn, this girl is going to be the death of me
You: oh well, see you at your funeral, what ever your name is
Calum: my names calum jfc
Ashton: I'm ashton!
You: great just changed calums name to Five-Head
You: Ashtons name is Ashley
Michael: I cANT BREATHE HAHAHA FIVE HEAD
You: I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING OMG IYS THE CUTEST THING EVERUDBSIFNS
You: calum, michael sent me a picture of you, are you asian?
Calum: no
You: I'm jk, ik you're an Aussie lmao
You: YOU DONT NEED TO BE MAD C'MON BE HAPPY GET YOUR WIFI FOREHEAD WORKING
Luke: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HAHAHAHA
Ashton: IM
You: calum I'm sorry, I'm giving you a hard time. Friends?
Calum: friends.
You: okay, I'm going to go, my mother is calling me.
Luke: Bye Y/N
Michael: bye Y/N
Ashton: BYEEEE
Calum: Byeeeeeeeeee
