You: how come I'm the only one that starts conversation?
Michael🙂: because you're entertaining
You: HAHAHAHAHA no.
Michael🙂: I heard you laugh so loudly from my wall
You: can you hear me when I moan? ;-)
Luke🤓: I have been gone for 2 minutes and came back to this.
Luke🤓: why? Why do I deserve this?
Calum☹️: ^ same
Ashton🤑: Poor michael 😂
You: I mean, my moans are pretty loud if you ask me ;-)
Luke🤓: 0-100 real quick
Michael🙂: 0-1000003847282017438+428+4282804829483@93+#8$838 real quick
You: noice
You: mind if I add a friend?
Michael🙂: sure
Luke🤓: yeah
Calum☹️: mhm
Ashton🤑: okay
You: lol jk, I have no friends
Luke🤓: its okay to cry
You: I don't cry, I craft :-)
You: I'm Dan and Phil trash as you see.
Calum☹️: Im y/n trash
Luke🤓: ^ back off
Michael🙂: nooooo, she's mine I'm the one who knows how she looks like ^
Ashton🤑: I saw her on tumblr ^
You: how ? ^
Ashton🤑: @y/t/n (Your tumblr name)
Luke🤓: oooo you're v v pretty
You: I wish I could punch you in the face .-.
You: but I don't, bc you're way to beautiful
Luke🤓: why thank you
Luke🤓: and that boys, is how you pick up a girl
Michael🙂: Shut up luke
You: CAL PAL WHERE ARE YOU
You: OH WAIT NVM
You: I MADE UP A SHIP NAME FOR LUKE AND ASHTON
Ashton🤑: oh god
Luke🤓: pls no
Michael🙂: HAHAHA
Calum☹️: ^
You: its
You: god dammit I forgot it
You: nvm I remember
You: its
You: LASHTON
You: and the one for michael and calum is
You: MALUM
You: ARENT I A GENEOUS
Michael🤕: you spelled that wrong, babe lol
Luke🤓: Genius*
You: ffs
Ashton🤑: its okay, keep trying your v best on trying to spell
You: you don't know how to spell once you become a fangirl/fanboy
Calum☹️: that is true
Michael🤕: wut
Luke🤓: wut
Ashton🤑: wut
Calum☹️: wut
You: wot
You: DAMMIT
You: wut* :-)
Luke🤓: the struggle
Ashton🤑: if the purge is real what would you guys steal
You: Luke
Luke🤓: Y/n
Michael🤕: Food
Calum☹️: Y/n
Ashton🤑: Bryana Holly
You: all in favour of stealing me say I
Luke🤓: I
Calum💁🏻: I
You: all in favour of stealing food say I
Michael🤕: I
You: all in favour of stealing Bryana holly say I
You: I
Ashton🤑: I
Ashton🤑: .-.
You: what? She can be my mum lmaooooo
Michael🤕: and I can be your daddy? ;)
You: Ashton's my daddy ;-)))))))
Luke🤓: gasp
You: noice m8
Calum💁🏻: r00d
You: shut up calum :-)
You: ily tho
Calum💁🏻: mhmhmhmhmskfjsjfjafnaigajrk
Ashton🤑: wut
Calum💁🏻: idrk
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