Marvel One Shots

Sentence Request •CLOSED•

So! As I said before I'm leaving for Chicago tomorrow morning so it's about a 4(ish) hour drive there and back so I really want to write a lot.

Now as always 'regular' requests are open as well (please send some in)

But for one of these comment a number (or two/three, you know?) and a person. Feel free (please) to send more than one request too!! Any MCU character really!! (There really isn't a character I won't do)

1. "Please shut up. I can't stand how appealing your voice is."
2. " But you do realize that my birthday was last week, right?"
3. "I'm not blushing, okay?! I"m not. I'm just really allergic."
4. "Have you seen this? Because I"m sure not gonna do it again."
5. "I love you. And because I love you, I have to leave you."
6. "I know you can't understand it now. But you will. Someday you will."
7. "Why are there so many heart doodles with my name in your notebook?"
8. "Why do you smell like berries?! I like it! But why?"
9. "I could totally fight you with my bare hands."
10. "But I love cats! I can't be bad!"
11. "Hey, no. Not happening."
12. "Remember what you said to me?"
13. "After everything that's happened, you're just going to leave?"
14. "I've got something to tell you, but I don't know how to say it."
15. "You promised you'd never do this."
16. "I've got a surprise for you!"
17. "I need your help with something."
18. "If I told you, you'd say no."
19. "It's three in the morning, what could you possibly want?"
20. "You told me you hated Britney Spears."
21. "You still sleep with your baby blanket?"
22. "I'm in."
23. "I'm always safe."
24. "This is the fifth dog you've brought home this week. This cannot continue."
25. "Drunk me is like regular me, except with more grammar errors and a deeper meaning to everything."
26. "I'm glad to know you think of me when you're drunk."
27. "Don't let them starfish tell you what to do."
28. "Snapping necks and cashing checks is what I do."
29. "C'mon, it's not like anyone died."
30. "Well, gosh, why didn't I think of that?"
31. "Excuse me for falling in love with you!"
32. "I thought you loved me."
33. "What do you mean you thought I hated you when we first met?!"
34. "Some of the stars are the colors of Skittles. Weird. Have they always been like that?"
35. "You're going to wear that with that?"
36. "I'm telling you, that doesn't go there."
37. "Well, that gives a whole new meaning to man-eater."
38. "And you're here because...?"
39. "All babies look like big lumps of dough."
40. "Huh. So, that's what that looks like."
41. "I need 347 Oreos right now, or else we're all going to die."
42. "How did that get stuck in there?"
43. "Are you okay? I can't believe you are all of it."
44. "Get those out of your mouth right now or I swear!"
45. "Hey, so I'm kind of stuck in a cabinet downstairs, can you come help me?"
46. "Seriously? The chimney?"
47. "Hi, you don't know me, but could you pretend to be my spouse real quick?"
48. "No, I will not stick it in my mouth in the middle of the damn store so you can get a picture. So, stop asking!"
49. "You can fit 32 grapes in your mouth? Prove it."
50. "Oh, come on! One lick won't kill you."
51. "Put it in your pants right now before they see!"
52. "Shut up. Just shut up."
53. "Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes."
54. "Stop doing that!"
55. "Again?"