Indonesia changed Philippines's name to Texting/Selfie Queen
Malaysia: ...wow she's offline
Indonesia: ikr, this is rare
Singapore: pft I already know why she's offline
Cambodia: ya she can't connect to the internet
Thailand: her wi-fi's too slow
Myanmar: this is what happens to her when she... and her almost ALL of her people (those who have computers only tho), use the goddamn internet
Laos: I feel bad for her
Singapore: Haha and look at how quick my internet connection is 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Brunei: yes yes singapore we know
Texting/Selfie Queen has logged in
Texting/Selfie Queen: GUYS GUYS SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A WHILE I CRIED AND WHINED AND SCREAMED AND COMPLAINED FOR TEN STRAIGHT MINUTES BC IT WAS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD
wait who changed my username
oh lol who cares
Anyway...
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SINGAPORE!!
Singapore: Yes?
Texting/Selfie Queen: HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMET, DONATE ME SOME OF YOUR MBPS
Singapore: idk how to do that
you just need to learn how to richer
Texting/Selfie Queen: ...i blame this on my colonizers
Brb gonna talk to S.K. (South Korea) for a while
Indonesia: oooo
Brunei: oh
Texting/Selfie Queen: .....
he also said the same thing Singapore did ;( except for the "you need to learn how to be richer" part, he likes my place bc of the beaches and stuff
wow foreigners only like me because of my beaches
...and food
and sometimes the natural tourist spots like the Chocolate Hills, Hundred Islands, Banaue Rice Terraces...
okay they didn't even think about the old churches which are centuries that still stand today and the old Spanish houses too and the horse carriages that still exist in some places
Malaysia: ...they don't visit the churches bc they aren't catholic
Spain: WAAAHHH TE AMO MI HERMANA
Texting/Selfie Queen: I hate you too Kuya
America: *clapping emoji* 👏👏👏👏👏
Texting/Selfie Queen: oh hello Alfred you are online
America: Yeah need anything Phili? Hero is always here to help!
Texting/Selfie Queen: remember when Estonia had slow internet connection problems and you helped him
America: Oh god dude no I can't do anything anymore sorry Phili
Texting/Selfie Queen: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME OUT!!
America: YES MA'AM
America has logged out
Cambodia: so,
anyone wanna get out of the internet for a while and hang out
The rest of the ASEAN: sure
Everyone (except the non ASEAN) has logged out
ESTÁS LEYENDO
APH ASEAN Chatroom!
RandomPhilippines creates a chatroom with her fellow Southeast Asians, and lots of crazy fun come in the way!
