(Bruce and Tony are online)
Bruce: Tony, you must promise to listen to everything I say and be as careful as you can be in the cooking class today, okay?
Tony: I promise to listen to everything you say and be as careful as I can be in the cooking class today, okay?
Bruce: Also remember Tony that this class is full of teenagers. Most of them are sent by their parents so they're not the best-behaved children ever, yeah?
Tony: Pfft! I can handle this, bruh!
Bruce: *rolls eyes* Come on, we're almost late.
AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRE
(Cooking Class is online)
Bruce: Hi guys!
Cooking Class: *yawns* Hi Bruce...
Cooking Class Student #1: I'm bored.
Cooking Class Student #2: Yeah. Why are we even here?
Cooking Class Student #1: Cuz our mums made us come here. Ugh!
Cooking Class Student #2: Oh, and we have a teacher with anger issues. Ugh!
Bruce: *sighs* I'm not forcing you guys to take cooking classes. It's not my fault, you need to talk to your parents.
Tony: Sup, everyone! I'm Tony Stark, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist.
Cooking Class Student #3: *squeals* AHHHHH IT'S TONY STARK! NOW I'M NOT BORED!
Cooking Class Student #4: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER TONY! Ahhhh!
Bruce: Guys, please stop. We can talk later. Today we are cooking –
Cooking Class: *ignores Bruce*
Cooking Class Student #1: TONY GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
Cooking Class Student #2: TONY GIVE ME YOUR PICTURE!
Cooking Class Student #3: TONY GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM NAME!
Cooking Class Student #4: TONY GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
Tony: Oh they all love me. They want my autograph, my picture, my Instagram name, my money – wait, what?
Bruce: GRR! GUYS ENOUGH! WE RE COOKING TODAY, NOT SOCIALISING! NOW SIT DOWN AND LOOK AT THE RECIPE ON THE PROJECTOR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES! GRR!
Cooking Class + Tony: Eep!
Bruce: Good. Today, we're cooking fruit pastries. Wash your hands, get an apron and stand at your own bench and do it while keeping your mouths shut! Move it!
Cooking Class + Tony: Eep! *washes hands* *gets apron* *stands at bench*
Bruce: Good. Your ingredients are on the table in the order you'll need them in according to the recipe on the projector. First, you have to get the pastry and place it on the baking tray on top of the baking paper.
Tony: B-Bruce? There's no baking paper.
Bruce: What? Oh, hang on. I'll get it. AND STAY HERE! Don't talk and don't move. Just blink and breathe.
(Bruce has logged off)
Tony: YASS PARTY GUYS!
Cooking Class Student #1: *rips out tap* WATER FOUNTAIN!
Cooking Class Student #2: *fixes projector* PARTY LIGHTS!
Cooking Class Student #3: *turns on radio* PARTY MUSIC!
Cooking Class Student #4: *takes out foods from cupboards* FOOOOOOD!
Tony: Good! Now let's PARTY!!!!!
Cooking Class + Tony: *partying*
(Bruce is online)
Bruce: Ugh. I knew this would happen. *turns off music and projector* EVERYONE!
Cooking Class + Tony: Eep!
Bruce: ENOUGH PARTYING! I TOLD YOU TO BREATHE AND BLINK, NOT BE PHSYCHOTIC MONKEYS! Tony, you're fixing the tap. Cooking Class Student #1, you're fixing the projector. Cooking Class Student #2, you're cleaning the water and mess on the floor. Cooking Class Student #3, you're returning all the food to its original place in this room. Cooking Class Student #4, you're cleaning the floor.
Cooking Class + Tony: Eep! *obliges*
Bruce: And whilst you're doing that, you get an extra harsh punishment. It's as terrifying as the Hulk. It's...OPERA MUSIC! *changes radio station*
Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EARS!
Cooking Class: NO! THAT AWFUL SOUND!
Bruce: *laughs evilly*
ONE HOUR LATER
Bruce: Good, the room looks clean. *looks at watch* Oh would you look at that? It's nearly time to go. We would've had wondrous fruit pastries if you hadn't been so naughty! I guess now you have to go home foodless.
Cooking Class + Tony: Wahh!
Bruce: Now, time to go. I'm sure you'll be back next week and we can cook like actual human beings. Okay?
Cooking Class + Tony: Yes.
(Bruce has logged off)
Tony: Party?
Cooking Class: Party.
A/N- Hi guys! I know I've been slacking in updating and with my writing itself. I need requests after Bruce's segment so send them in ASAP (now would be good).
Also, I helped out with my school Diversity Week BBQ today! Had some free loaders too. Naughty, naughty! Can't believe they would do that when the money was going to charity!
Lotsa love,
Chrissie!
P.S Reading Suggestion when I can be bothered. Sorry.
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