(Tony, Thor, Maria and Rhodey are online)
Rhodey: No Peppa? She's not coming?
Tony: No.
Maria: Thor, hey what about Jane? Where are the ladies gentlemen?
Tony: Well...Miss Potts has a company to run!
Thor: I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT COUNTRY LADY JANE IS IN! HER WORK IN CONVERGENCE HAS MADE HER THE WORLD'S MOST FOREMOST ASTRONOMER!
Tony: Uh...and the company that Peppa runs is is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting!
Thor: THERE IS EVEN TALK OF LADY JANE GETTING A...WHAT YOU MISGUARDIANS CALL A NOBEL PRIZE!
Maria: Yeah they must be pertty busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together.... *cough* TESTOSTERONE!
Rhodey: Oh my goodness, want a lozenge?
Maria: Mmm-hmm!
(Maria and Rhodey have logged off)
Thor: ...
Tony: ...
Thor: BUT LADY JANE IS BETTER!
Tony: Hmph!! Well at least I treat my lady better and don't keep leaving her to go to Asgard!
Thor: BUT I HAD MY MATTERS TO ATTEND TO MAN OF IRON!
Tony: Fine, let's see who is better with their woman!
Thor: OKAY THEN MAN OF IRON WE SHALL SPEND THE WHOLE WEEK IMPRESSING OUR LADIES AND TREATING THEM TO THE BEST DATES ANY WOMAN HAS EVER HAD!
Tony: Oh...you meant dates? I meant...
Thor: WHAT WERE YOU MEANING MAN OF IRON??
Tony: Err...nothing.
Thor: LET US BEGIN OUR ROMANCE WEEK CHALLENGE NOW!
Tony: Urgh, fine!
Thor: I SHALL GO AND MAKE LOVELY PLANS FOR LADY JANE AND I! GOOD BYE MAN OF IRON!
(Thor has logged off)
Tony: Gah! I don't know what to do!
(Steve, Vision, Bruce and Pietro are online)
Bruce: SCIENCE BROTHER! I HEARD YOUR DISTRESS CALLS!
Tony: ...
Steve: Err, Tony what's wrong?
Tony: THORANDIAREATWARTOSEEWHOTREATSTHEIRLADYBETTERYOUHAVETOJOINMEEEEEEEEEE!
Vision: Please repeat that again, Mr Stark.
Tony: *breathes*
Thor...and...I...are...at...war...to...see...who...treats...their...lady...better...you...have...to...join...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pietro: NO WAY JOSE!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WOMAN TO TREAT WELL! YOU'RE DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN!
Tony: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase!
Bruce: Tony, this is something you have to do on your own!
Tony: PLEASE!
Steve: Okay, I'll join you! I'll show you how great Peggy and I are at the swing clubs!
Vision: Swing clubs, Captain Rogers?
Steve: YEAH!
Tony: ...
Bruce: ...
Pietro: ...
Vision: ...
Tony: So anyways, Bruce are you in? Vision? Pietro?
Pietro: HEY WHAT ABOUT CLINT? HE ISN'T HERE!
Tony: Okay fine!!
(Tony has invited Clint online)
Clint: What do you want?
Tony: Okay so -
TEN MINUTES LATER
Tony: - ANDWEWANNASEEWHOISBETTERBUTACCORDINGTOTHORJANEISBETTERANDYEAH!
Clint: Errrrr...
Tony: Please?
Clint: Yeah fine.
Bruce: I'M NOT DOING IT. THERE END OF STORY. FULL STOP.
Pietro: I'm with you, Bruce!
Vision: I man with you, my friend.
Pietro: Friend? I HAVE A FRIEND!!!!!
Vision: Excuse me, my friend? I did not quite catch that.
Pietro: Friend? I HAVE A -
Tony: Okay the romantic week challenge starts now!
A/N- I have been dying to do something like this for ages now!!
I'm beginning the romantic week next!!!
P.S But Jane is better!
P.P.S A reading suggestion! IsadoraQuagmire13 had written a new but fabulous fan fiction based on A Series of Unfortunate Events called "A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Hidden File." It is beautiful and it is about ten years after the final book describing the Baudelaires' lives and their newest adventures! I love it and you should check it out!
Mwah!
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
