21. Natasha and Wanda vs Loki

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(Natasha, Wanda and Loki are online)

Natasha: Oh you.

Loki: Yes, me. KNOW KNEEL YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!!

Wanda: Oh hell no! *gets ready to use powers on Loki*

Natasha: *gets ready to KILL THAT MOTHER EFFER*

Loki: Umm, you know what? I think I'm gonna run.

Wanda: OH NO YOU DON'T! *grabs Loki*

Natasha: Why are you doing this Loki?? 

Loki: Cuz I can. NOW KNEEL!

Wanda: That's not an answer! *throws Loki onto the floor*

Loki: I CAN BE EVIL IF I WANTED TO YA KNOW!! mortals these days *facepalm*

Wanda: *uses powers on Loki*

Natasha: *starts beating up Loki*

Loki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE MY POWERS DISAPPEARING? IS THIS SOME KIND OF HALLUCINATION? WHY DO I FEEL SOMEONE KICKING ME IN THE-

Natasha: Shut up!

Wanda: *releases power from Loki*

Loki: OUCH! STOP IT YOU MORTAL!

Natasha: The Black Widow will do as she pleases, ya filthy animal!

Wanda: Ooh that's gonna burn

Loki: DUCK!

Natasha: What?

Wanda: Sorry?

Loki: LOOK A BIFROST!

Wanda + Natasha: *ducks in shock*

Loki: *pushes Natasha and Wanda onto their knees*

Wanda: What's going on?

Loki: YOU ARE NOW KNEELING TO THE GREAT LOKI!!

Natasha: Oh hell no! I'M SQUATTING YOU IDIOT!

Wanda: And I'm basically sitting so there!

Loki: 0.0

Loki: You know, I think I'm just going to go and-

Natasha: OH HELL NO!

Wanda (at the same time): OH NO YOU DON'T!

Natasha: *punches Loki in the face*

Wanda: *knocks Loki out with powers*

Loki: *passes out*

Natasha: HIGH FIVE!

Wanda: YEAH!

(The Avengers are online)

Pietro: Well done sis!

Steve: Good job Wanda!

Clint: Look at little Loki cooing in the corner. He's so little LIKE A LITTLE FETUS!

Bruce: *raises eyebrow*

Clint: Sorry that wasn't called for.

Tony: I am resisting the urge of give Loki a good kick in the-

Wanda: I think Loki has suffered enough.

Thor: I AGREE WITCH OF SCARLET

Wanda: For now.

Natasha: Well said, girl, well said.

Thor: OH

Tony: Fine.

Pietro: I can't believe Loki tried to make my sister kneel to him.

Steve: How dare he try and take over my girlfriend.

Natasha: Excuse me, but in case you failed to notice I EXIST TOO!

Clint: Oh yeah I can't believe he tried to make my girlfriend kneel to him.

Natasha: And that's why I love you. *bats eyelashes*

Bruce: The sight of Natasha looking sweet and innocent looks deadlier than when she pointed her gun at me when we first met.

Natasha: ALRIGHT WHO SAID THAT? *takes out weapons*

Bruce: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Tony: I got you man I got you!

Natasha: OH YOU WANNA GET INVOLVED TOO?

Tony: On second thoughts...

Thor: LET US GO TO THE NEXT FIGHT SHALL WE?

Wanda: *hold back Natasha* Yeah






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