Coffee and Cafés - Book Two of the Café Latte Trilogy

Flat White

Writing sex is oddly hilarious for me. Usually because it's broken up with me fending off both my cats, or the doorbell going, or something else needing to be done.

It's literally like one moment I'm writing about Tom ramming his dick into Angelo's ass, and then I'm talking to the Amazon delivery guy because he's here with my WiFi extender. Then straight back to the dick ramming.

If you like the 'Café Latte gang does embarrassing but hilarious stuff', this will be your favourite chapter.

Love, Cam

♡

Flat White

I was freaking the fuck out.

"I am freaking the fuck out," I announced to Misa, who looked at me over the top of her reading glasses and appraised the situation. I was huddled over a takeout cup containing a flat white, rocking back and forth slightly on my sofa, while reading the ongoing group chat conversation on my phone.

"What did they do this time?" she asked, frowning. Her head was looking much better, and we had just come back from having lunch.

I handed her the phone. "I can't do it justice."

Misa looked at the screen and read the conversation.

Group Chat: my family and other animals

Members: Ross, Raven, Harper, Edward, Jenny, Lucie, Tom, Jasper, Cyri, Rory

tomtom: It hasn't escaped my notice that you all ignored my repeated pleas to just ACT LIKE A NORMAL GROUP OF PEOPLE TONIGHT

Rory: I don't think it's gonna happen, bud

Rory: I mean, I won't be there, which is a shame because I'd be a basic bitch

Rory: and Harper will be normal, and at least one of your mothers

Rory: but you might be fucked with the others

JennyR: I sincerely hope you meant me.

Rory: I did not.

JennyR: Thanks, Rory. Tom, you have NOTHING to worry about, we're all just going to be ourselves!

tomtom: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO REASSURE ME????

tomtom: YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE YOURSELVES

tomtom: YOURSELVES IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE

Jazz: you know what tom i find that v hurtful and now im going to go and cry and i'll have puffy eyes for the party. 

tomtom: FUCK OFF, JASPER

saffie<3: can't wait for the partyyyyyy! i decided in the end to go with that red dress, yknow the one that harper said i was too old for????

Harper: Let it go, Ed.

saffie<3: yknow the one where harper said i looked like mutton dressed as lamb

Harper: Let it go, Ed.

saffie<3: yknow the one where harper said i was an over-the-hill twinkie that needed an attitude adjustment

Harper: LET IT GO, ED.

tomtom: ED DID YOU EVEN READ THE REST OF THIS CONVERSATION