Short Stories

#3- Sassy Po Po

"This is officer David Marinara Sauce Spicy And Dicy reporting from my station. We have a code 79 down here by The Frisky Chicken Diner," David said into his police car radio. The officer at the station responded quickly, "Is this an extreme case? If so, describe what they look like and we'll send out backup." The officer, officer Dingly Dangly said.

David looked back at the man, the one who was running away. The one who committed the crime. "This is for sure an emergency. So much so I feel like I should be chasing this guy. I just for sure sure don't wanna." David said to Dingly. "I totally understand man. We'll take care of it just describe how he looks okay, sunshine?" Dingly replied.

"Thanks, Dingly. Well, I think he's a dude but until I talk to him and find out how he really feels I have no idea. They are wearing a Hello Kitty hat and a kick ass biker vest. I'm just dying to know where he got it. Sears or Marshals? What do you think?" David said. He sighed and waited for Dingly's answer.

"David! There is no time! You said you were near him, what's the last thing you saw him do?" Dingly said, slightly irritated. "You know very well what code 79 is. He was trying to kidnap Mexican babies, but someone walked in on him so he threw baby power around like fairy dust and jumped out the window." David said.

"I wish I was that cool." Dingly said before sighing heavily. "Dingly! Trying to kidnap Mexican babies is not a cool thing to do! Drugs are bad too, Dingly. Always remember that! Now let's sing the drugs are bad and stealing children is wrong song!" David said.

Stealing babies is not rad
Doing drugs just makes you sad
If ones steals babies they aren't slick
They are dumb and stupid and are made of sticks
Don't do drugs
Stay in school
Stealing babies is not cool
-Mega wicked explosion-