Gather around small children, and let me tell you a tragic tale. Large children too, come back here, Franklin.
This sad story is about two spiders who fell in love. Then were brutally murdered. Their names are Walter and Janet.
Walter was a very brave spider. She tried to fight off the attack but failed miserably. Janet, however, was annoying and no one really misses him that much.
Franklin stop that. I'm tired of your shenanigans. Go eat your animal crackers.
Gosh flippity flashlight, Franklin. You got me all messed up. Okay, so spiders...names...heroically...oh yeah, how they died. That's what comes next. So, basically they live in the Drama room but shortly before their brutal murder their home was destroyed. A janitor did it I believe.
You might be wondering, who was do such a terrible thing? Well, I'll tell you.
Who the frosted fudge nuts do you think you are, Franklin?!
Anyways, the murderer was-
FRANKLIN OH MY GOD
The murderer-
I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EARS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER
The murd-
FRANKLIN KNOCK IT OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT
The-
THAT IS NOT A GRAHM CRACKER SPIT THAT OUT
FRANKLIN.
YOU ARE READING
Short Stories
Short StoryLiterally just short stories I write randomly. Very strange. Kind of stupid. Lots of fun come on down.
