Person: Do you have any crushes on any guys?
Me: Pfffft no
Person: Oh I'm sure we can find someone for you eventually.
Me: Oh. Yeah sure. Me... Attracted to a male... Interested in the testosterone sacks... I'm sure I'd just... Love that... So much... I'm just so... Interested in them pubescent male peoples.... :) :) :) :).... So attractive very good I just love their hair... How they literally look all the same... How they still find racist jokes funny... Of course please let me see them cute hunks amirite right ladies...
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