How I Met Your Father Ted/OC/Barney

Okay Awesome

"So kids, would you like to hear the story of the time your uncle Ted spent the night?" Katherine asked her two kids.

They shared a wide eyed look, "you didn't..." Brittany trailed off.

"Of course not," Katherine waved them off. "Not yet at least. Any who..."

"Say you're my bitch." Robin grinned down at Barney and Ted.

"I'm your bitch. Why this time?" Ted looked up at the brunette as he took a sip of his beer.

"Because tonight, I am getting us all into "Okay"." Robin grinned. ted looked at her confused while Barney grinned along with her.

"Okay"!? Awesome!!" Barney shouted.

"What's going on, did I just have a stroke?" Ted looked between the two confused.

"Okay" is the name of a club. Yeah, it's supposed to be incredibly exclusive. This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours, he couldn't get in." Barney explained.

"A friend of yours named you?" Ted deadpanned.

"No... a friend of mine named, shut up." Barney scowled.

"Yeah, well the owner goes to my gym. It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News One. So now, I'm on the list for tonight." Robin grinned, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Nice going, Scherbatsky. You're becoming a long and difficult-to-spell household name." Ted joked.

"He's even getting me into the VIP room." Robin gushed

"Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP if you know what I mean..." Barney smirked.

"Okay, what does "VIP" stand for in your universe?" Robin questioned shaking her head.

"... I know that the "P" is penis." Barney nodded.

"Alright, so you guys are in. Should I invite Marshall and Lily?" Robin asked and they all laughed.

'What's so funny?" Katherine asked as she walked up.

"Oh, Kate!" Robin jumped up. "I just got us into the new club 'okay' you wanna come?"

"Of course." Katherine nodded.

"Hm, what about Luke?" Ted questioned. Katherine looked down not exactly happy they knew she had a child.

"I'll just drop him off at daycare. They love him." Katherine smiled softly.

"Anyway, Ted," Robin cut through the silence. "Part two of my story: my friend Kelly's going to be there."

"Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love?" Ted rolled his eyes.

"Oh, you are gonna love Kelly. She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment." Robin gushed.

"Translation, she's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly." Barney cut in.

"Oh, and she's totally hot." Robin glared at Barney before smiling at Ted.

"Okay, I guess I can take her off your hands for an evening." Ted grinned.

"So, do you have any other hot single fr..." Barney asked slyly, but was cut off by Robin.