Social Media [Bts Namjoon]

CHAPTER THREE

It's been a week since Fei and I messaged each other back and forth, and in that week i've come to learn three things. One, Fei is twenty years old, two, Fei is half Chinese and Moroccan (?), three, Fei is a "highkey hoe that aint ashamed." For some reason I just cant stop talking to her, like most celebrities, I have never had the opportunity to talk to my fans one on one like this and get to know their thoughts about our content.

Sugazaddy
Okayyyy but you would really never bang?

Fanboii
Why would I want to bang kai?

Sugazaddy
Why wouldn't you thooooooooo

Fanboii
Because I like girls???

Sugazaddy
LOL SO?? I like guys but I would bang CL 2ne1/7

Fanboii
Ummmmmm

Sugazaddy
If you feel uncomfortable then you can slide outta my dm's

Fanboii
This isn't twitter Fei

Sugazaddy
This is direct message dumbass

Fanboii
Rude...

Sugazaddy
Hey go read my update and vote!

Fanboii
Okaaayyy

3: lips so phat

Namjoon's lips are kpoppin
Namjoon's lips are bigger than my ass
Namjoon's lips are more defined than kim woo bin's eyebrows
Namjoon's lips tell the most secrets
Namjoon's lips can tell the story of my life
Namjoon's lips could probably suck 3 dixks at the same time
Namjoon's lips is the reason why he could spit those rhymes
Namjoon's lips are probably bullet proof
Namjoon's lips look like the WHOLE bangtan
Namjoon's lips are their own species
Namjoon's lips can probably make him fly
Bless Namjoon's lips in the name of jisoos

Wow

After reading that I dont know if I should be creeped out or flattered, all I know is, I have never laughed so damn hard in my life.

Fanboii
You are sick lol

Sugazaddy
Namjoon's lips could take care of me all night

Fanboii
Omg

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little turned on by this weirdo. I dont even know what she looks like but hey, being locked up in a dorm with six other guys made me realize a girl is a girl, that's all I need.

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To make this story easier to understand I'm taking out the 'comments' bit. Let me know if there's anything else thats hella confusing so I can fix it!