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#BANDTRASH

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Because everything is bands. A book full of band jokes and references and everything bands. Will contain stuff related to my favourite bands. My favourite bands- if I start speaking then it'll never end. Please do not reproduce without permission...

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Surprise!

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by dia_ras

by dia_ras

Me: I heard my parents planning a surprise birthday party for me.

Friend: What did you do then?

Me:

I CHIMED IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?!" NO ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY