Random Things I Think Of...

What's With Me Today?!

Thursday, July 25, 2013, bitches!

Okay I don't know what's with me today. I'm very giggly, and super impatient. I was snap chatting my friend (his wattpad's @oliver0705) and he didn't snap chat me back right after he opened my picture thing, so I sent him three more. Woww...yep...I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not saying I'm never impatient, I'm just not impatient like this. It's ridiculous.

I'm ridiculous. My poor friend (who's wattpad is @Mandakeekee) has been listening to my giggling all day. We've spent most of the day on our electronic devices (me on my iPod, her on her android phone thing). I'll be doing just about nothing on my iPod, then I'll burst into laughter. For some reason, every thought I think is some hilarious joke that I can't help but laugh at.

For instance, just a second ago my friend fake-threw a pretzel at me, and I turned around and screamed "NO NOT MY SPAGHETTI!" then she ran at me and I ran away into a corner screaming, "NO NOT MY SPAGHETTI-O'S! NOOOOO!"

Now here I sit. In the corner.

What IS wrong with me? I fell asleep at one in the morning last night, and I woke up at eight (which is before everyone else (I usually don't get up at eight, I usually get up at noon (holy crap so many ()!))). Then I bolted to the basement to play some video games. I played some Assassin's Creed 3 until one of my friends got online, then I played Black Ops 2 until eleven.

I only stopped at eleven because my mom told me to wake everyone else up (my brother and @Mandakeekee) because she was going to take a shower and then as soon as she got out she wanted us to be ready to leave. So I got them up and my brother goes to the basement to play video games. (I just realized that I'm telling you all about my day...whoops...)

But anyways, I went downstairs to play video games, then I had to run up to my room again (2nd floor) to get my glasses (it was early (for me) and I didn't want a headache). When I come back down, my iHeartRadio app is playing music, but it's not the music I was playing before. So I look at what's playing on my app, and it says that it was playing Housewrecker by Hellogoodbye (I'm pretty sure that's what it was), but it was paused. Then I hit the play button and both songs are playing at the same time, so I pause Homewrecker. (the other song was Boys & Girls by Good Charlotte by the way (don't ask how I remember...I guess just 'cause it was creepy))

The thing wouldn't shut up, so I just turned the volume down. But when I was playing BO2 (Black Ops 2, for those of you who didn't know) with my friends Meow+ and Ham+, right before I muted everyone (except for Meow+ and Ham+) some guy said "Hey white people, wazzup?" and he said some other stuff, but what really caught my attention was that he said "hey, I wanna have your kids!" which makes no sense since he's obviously a guy, but the message was clear enough. he wanted to be the father of some chick's kids. But there were so many people in the game room who had headsets, that I thought it couldn't have been me. After I mute them all (again, not Meow+ and Ham+) my ps3 (playstation 3) tells me that I got a message from that guy who said he wanted to have some girl's kids, and I couldn't believe what he said.

He said he wanted to have my kids.

I screamed "OH MY GOSH!" into the headset (probably killing the eardrums of everyone who heard me), and I told them what happened. They were like, "ew, gross, that's weird" and stuff.

Oh, that reminds me! So Meow+ likes me (it's weird) and I totally forgot this morning until he set up a match for just me and him (we were on the same team, he just wanted to show me stuff) and he shot the ground. Not only did he shoot the ground, he shot it so it would make a heart.

The one thought running through me head: AWKWARDDDDDDDDDD...

But I probably forgot he likes me because the whole time I was on my ps3, I was super delirious. I just couldn't shut up and I was mumbling stuff...I don't know. I was really tired, and it was morning.

OH MY GLOB! There's something else I wanted to say!

Okay, so me and my friend (@Mandakee) were sitting at a table (we have been most of the day) just munching on pretzel sticks (my friend hates pretzels, but she ate them anyways) and sipping water (OH GOD WATER! *drowns*), just being on our electronics, when I had an idea. I thought I could make her laugh by moving the pretzel bag in front of me, keeping a straight face, shoving my hand in the bag of pretzels (with force) and shoving a bunch in my mouth. Well, remember how I said I was giggly? I move the pretzel bag, trying not to smile (so I had a stupid look on my face), I shove my hand in the bag (making @Mandakee look over at me), and I burst out laughing, and look down at the ground. I couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't even that funny, but I couldn't stop laughing. She didn't laugh, but she gave me this what-the-fuck-was-that-about-weirdo look.

Close enough.

Alright, well, that's enough about my day. Go enough yours. Or dread it. I don't know. Whatever.

+I CHANGED THEIR NAMEZ 'CAUSE I CAN. DEAL WITH IT.

Until next time,

~Smexi Lexi~