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Chapter 7: There's something weird about Yellow

Oh, hello, readers. Sorry, no story.

You can go.

Why are you standing there?

Wait... What is Yellow doing? Never mind about you leaving, listen to this!

Yellow walks into her padded room, seemingly getting ready to go to sleep. She stands there and stares up at the ceiling. A red light scans her eye and then the pads change into metal walls. Compartments open thrusting out tables and trashcans. Notebooks and papers are strewn everywhere. McPizza cups and bottles are everywhere. She starts acting sane, and pulls papers and notebooks off a table and presses a rainbow colored button. A large chalkboard stretches down from the ceiling with a plan written all over it. Yellow flips the chalkboard over to the other side. A laser gun, a ninja sword, a backpack filled with something, and a belt with three cans of spray paint and some lock-picks. Yellow puts on everything goes outside through a secret door.

Okay, hold on, why did I not know about this? Did you know? Of course you didn't! But me! Mr. Narrator, didn't know that Yellow was so cool! I thought she was just a crazy yellow blob- What? Did you say get on with the story? Oh, yeah, anyway...

Yellow sneaks past a bunch of other blobs. She reaches a forest and pulls a bike out of some weeds. She rides down a trail for awhile and reaches a cliff. She stops and sets down her bike. She pulls out a can of spray paint and shakes it up a little, then starts spraying it into the air- Wait. Did I just see her write something on an invisible wall? Slowly, the spray paint evaporates. Yellow drops her back pack on the ground and pulls out a camera and spray paints "Yellow was here" and takes a picture of it. She takes the picture and shakes it a bit and then the picture becomes clear. The picture shows those three words floating in mid-air. In the background, humans (Yellow doesn't know what humans are) sit at computers that monitor Blobopolis. Then as the spray paint is halfway through disappearing she takes another picture. Same thing. The one more picture when the spray paint is entirely gone.

She takes the three pictures and sets them in the grass. Yellow reaches into her bag and yanks out a notebook and a recorder and flips to the last page in the notebook. She pulls out some tape and tapes each photo into the notebook. She turns on the tape recorder and writes and says

"Day 65

Once again, the non-blobs don't seem to take notice in me. I think they're studying the nature of us blobs. In four days, the plan will be set in motion. By then, I will need to get my friends on board with this... plan. I will have to make them gear, and then we will need to set the explosives off at the week points of this... dome. Then we will try to negotiate with the non-blobs. If they do not cooperate with us we will have to fight our way out. Then we must continue on from there."

She turns off the recorder and closes the notebook. She sets her stuff back in the bag, zips it up and sneaks back to her house.

Well, that's insane, and I'm worried for the Blobs. Now go away, I need to think.