And Drinking in General
Yeah, so the Australian drinking age is 18 and the American one is 21 so how's your freedom feeling now America?
It's 21 because America cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike Australia, so let's see. Where the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.
Mate chill out and have a drink
Oh wait, you can't. Oops 😏
The Drinking Habits of Local Fauna
Did I ever tell you guys about that one time where person bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when they started to drink it they couldn't get any of it out. So they started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out the spout. So they opened it up and there was a giant Huntsman Spider on the inside of the lid.
Are you Australian
Yep.
And Drinking Animals
A Rampaging Australian Pig Drank 18 Beers And Got In A Fight With A Cow
You know what? It's been a little while since we checked in with Australia. Let's see what's been going on Down Und-aaaaaaaaaand a pig drank 18 beers and go in a fight with a cow.
Only in Straya!!
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Australia
HumorAustralia, what a beautiful and dangerous country we live in. No but seriously Australia is like hell. Dangerous as.