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Thor x reader: Icognito

"Your ancestors called it magic and you call it science. Well, I come from a place where they're one and the same thing."

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"Do you not understand the gravity of this situation, Lady Y/n?" Thor booms, the words 'I'm a drama queen' floating above his head in bold letters.

"Thor, I don't see why it's a big deal that Clint ate the last poptart."

"Lady Y/n.." Thor whispers with wide eyes, placing a hand on his chest as if you had just offended his ancestors.

You shake your head and sigh. "All we have to do is buy more."

Thor ponders on your words for a few moments before pointing at you as if he thought you were a genius.

"We shall go to one of Earth's markets, then?" 

You shake your head once again. "Fury told all of us to lay low, remember?"

"Disguises!" He yells triumphantly. 

Thor runs off somewhere, making the glasses in the cupboard shake. 'Fury is going to kill me.' After a few minutes, Thor comes back with a bundle of clothes and a huge grin on his face. You raise an eyebrow and he holds up two hoodies and sunglasses. 

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"I can't believe we're dressed like this.." You grumble, adjusting your sunglasses. 

"We wear this apparel in attempt to conceal our identities!" 

You just glare at Thor and follow him out the door. Much to your annoyance, he insisted that the two of you walk instead of driving. It took around fifteen minutes to get to the store. Considering how hot it was and the fact that Thor made you wear a hoodie, you were cranky by the time you arrived. 

"Lady Y/n, what is our strategy?" Thor questions, leaning down to your height. 

"We just buy what we need, Thor. There's no strategy." 

Thor furrows his eyebrows and turns his head to the side slightly, looking like a lost puppy. You couldn't help but smile just a little bit at the huge man. Thor grabs your hand and runs towards the store and you try your best to keep up with him. 

Thor grins as the two of you walk through the automated doors and you lead him in the direction of the poptarts. You let go of Thor's hand and head further down the aisle, looking at the different kinds. Pulling down the hood and taking off the sunglasses, you grab one of the boxes. 

"Isn't this the kind you like-" You look back at Thor only to notice that he is nowhere in sight. You internally panic, dropping the item and running back up the aisle. "Thor!" 

You know that he's an adult, a god at that, and he can protect himself, but Thor doesn't understand 'laying low.' He can't even comprehend what an inside voice is and who wouldn't notice the famous Avenger. He stands at 6'3" for god's sake!

"Thor!" You whisper yell, peering around a stack of giant teddy bears.  

You were trying your best not to draw the attention of anyone in the store, apparently Thor fit into that group as well. You feel a tug on the back of your shirt and whirl around. Standing before you was a small girl with brown hair and freckles, wearing a Captain America t-shirt. You smile softly at her before kneeling to be at her level. 

"Are you lost?" You ask.

"No, but I think your friend is," She stands on her tiptoes and cups her hand over half of her face as if telling you a secret, "The Mighty Thor!" 

You widen your eyes and she nods before grabbing your hand. She pulls you to where the toys are and that's when you see him. Thor sits amongst a pile of stuffed animals, which had the appearance of a fluffy throne. He hugs a doll of Elsa to his chest and looks rather sad. 

You thank the little girl before slowly approaching him and reach your hand out. He turns around and your heart nearly breaks in two when you see the tears in his eyes. 

"Thor.." You whisper, climbing onto the soft pallet with him. 

You pull him towards you and he lays his head on your lap. You start to ask him what was wrong but he answers before you could.

"I miss him terribly, Y/n." His voice cracks.

"Loki?"

He nods and hugs the toy closer to him. He tells you that Elsa reminds him of Loki. The reason was that they both have ice powers and because he feels that Loki was always misunderstood. He tells you stories of when they were young boys. 

Both of you laugh as he tells you a story about when Loki decided to hide his adopted father's pants and Odin had to sneak into his throne room in his 'underwear.' You called them grownup onesies but Thor informed you that they were in fact called union suits. 

After nearly two hours of laying in the pile of stuffed bears and rabbits and talking about everything under the sun, both of you decided to leave. Of course, you bought the Elsa doll for Thor, along with what you originally came for and he smiled the entire walk home.

"We have returned with poptarts!" Thor announced rather loudly and you facepalmed.

"Yes!" Clint cheered, grabbing at the box. Thor held the box in the air above him and laughed at Clint who was jumping in attempt to get them. 

Fury walked into the room and you quickly slipped behind Thor. 

"I thought I said to lay low." He spoke lowly through gritted teeth. 

Thor explained to him that we wore 'disguises' and he just pinched the bridge of his nose the entire time and said that if we become a target for a new enemy that it's our fault. It really didn't matter once you and Thor toasted your poptarts and talked together while watching Frozen.

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The movie was coming to an end and of course both you and Thor were crying.

"Are you hugging an Elsa doll?" Tony asked, walking in the room with a vile which was most likely filled with something toxic. 

Thor looked over at him with a straight face and said, "Let it go." 

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A/N: I'm sorry that I'm Frozen trash.