A/N: Hello, Wattpad! Is this an update? WHAT?! Okay, so I wrote this oneshot FOREVER ago and never posted it. Also, Levi is a little OOC at some points because he gets a shot that makes him loopy.
{Mild suggestive themes here and there}
Now for the oneshot! \(O•O)/
Levi had been extremely clumsy lately. Just the other day you were cleaning and Jean, being the clumsy horse that he is, spilled a bucket of water on the floor. When Levi came to see if the cadets' cleaning lived up to his expectations, he slipped on the water. You asked him how he didn't see it and he said he was looking at something and had a faint blush across his cheeks. You also asked him why he was blushing and he said he had to go take care of something in his office.
Present day, the stoic Corporal decided to clean the outer windows only to slip and fall off the makeshift scaffold, which resulted in a broken leg.
You were going to see Levi in the infirmary now. You walked in and saw Squad Leader Hanji cracking up and Commander Erwin snickering quietly behind her. You tried to talk to Hanji but your attempts were futile because she couldn't stop laughing.
"Commander Erwin?" You ask.
He turned to look at you, still wearing a huge smirk. He seemed surprised when he saw you and smiled even wider.
"Y-Y/n!" He screeched at you.
"What's going on, Commander? Where's Corporal Levi?" You inquire.
"He's uh-" He pointed to a door, "I don't think you should go in there, Y/n. They're giving him some sort of shot and he's been extremely violent."
You completely brushed him off and walked through the door. Levi was laying on an uncomfortable looking bed and yelling at the nurse who was trying to give him a shot.
"Get that away from me! I don't need a fucking anesthetic!" He screams at the nurse.
"Corporal Levi, please.." She whimpers as she cowers away from him. Hanji then bursts through the door with a stupid grin.
"Come on, shortie! Can't handle a shot?" She says and chuckles.
"Oi! Get out of here, shitty glasses!" He yells at her.
You look frantically at the angry man on the bed and the insane woman laughing like an idiot.
"I think I'm just gonna go.." You say and take a step towards the door.
"No!" Levi screams, making you jump. "I mean- Tch. Leave if you want, brat."
You usher Hanji out of the room and look at the nurse who was still cowering in the corner. She gets closer to Levi and he glares at her.
"I told you I don't want-"
"Levi." You interrupt him. He widens his eyes slightly in surprise and then goes back to his stoic manner.
"I am your Corpor- Ah!" He gasps in pain as the nurse sticks him with the needle.
"The anesthetic should start working in a few minutes." She says in a singsong voice and smiles. The nurse exits the room, leaving you alone with Levi.
"Corporal?" You ask.
"What?" He snaps at you.
"How did you fall off the scaffold?" You ask and he tenses up.
"I was looking at something.." He says and turns his head, a small blush dusting his cheeks.
"What were you looking at?" You ask.
He looks over and stares at you for a minute. You felt like his grey eyes were boring into you. He clicks his tongue on the roof of his mouth and rolls his eyes. You got nervous and grabbed the cup of water that was beside his bed. A couple of minutes passed and Levi started to fidget around a lot. All of a sudden he starts chuckling to himself quietly.
"What's so funny Corporal?" You ask.
"Call me Levi!" He says rather loudly. He gets a serious look on his face and then looks sad.
"You know something, Y/n? I'm really not all mean. I just don't know how to handle my pain..." He whispers.
This completely took you by surprise. The infamous stoic Corporal was confiding in you? You sat there for a minute and tried to think of something to say.
"A lot of people are like that, Levi." You say and take another drink of water.
"For the longest time I wished that I had died with my squad because I didn't have anything to live for but that was before," He stops and looks into your eyes, "I met you.."
You spit water everywhere and start choking. Your face turns blood red and you couldn't even talk.
"Hey, come here." He says and pats the bed.
You warily stand up from the chair and sit on the edge of the bed, as far away from him as possible. Levi sighs loudly and all of a sudden you're being pulled somewhere. You let out a loud squeak and closed your eyes.
You landed on something hard. You kept your eyes closed and felt around. Little did you know that it was Levi's abdomen you were touching. You kept going down until you heard a low husky groan. Your eyes snapped open to be met with your Corporal's steel grey eyes. You looked down to see what you were touching and your hand was right above his belt buckle. You tried to jump off of him but he had a firm grip on you.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Levi asked, sounding like his normal grumpy self.
"I-I.. Uh.."
Before you could even try to say anything, you were underneath him. It took you a second to realize what happened. Levi was laying on top of you and you heard a faint snoring sound. You smiled and shook your head at him before laying back and trying to get some sleep yourself.
"I love you, Levi."
*~*~* Bonus Ending *~*~*
"What do you think they're doing?" Hanji asks with a perverted grin on her face.
"I don't think they're doing that!" Erwin says.
"You're right, it's too quiet.." Hanji says and taps her chin, thinking. Erwin sighs loudly and pinches the bridge of his nose.
"I'm gonna take a peak!" Hanji says with a mischievous smile.
"Hanji, no!" Erwin says, but she was already looking into the room by then.
"Oh ho ho." Hanji lets out.
Erwin comes up behind her and looks into the room. Levi was still on top of you. Your arms were wrapped around him and his head was rested on your chest. Not to mention Levi was also drooling on you and snoring loudly.
"Wonder how he managed that?" Erwin whispers and Hanji snickers to herself as she walks away from the door.
"What?" Erwin asks.
"I just can't believe he broke his leg because he was looking at Y/n's ass!" Hanji says and they both start laughing loudly.
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